Porn’s Most Outrageous Outtakes 3

Studio: JM ProductionsDirector: Jim PowersCast: Ashley Blue, Tobey Pacific, Armani St. James, Missy Stone, Dirty Harry, Melissa Juliana, Missy Monroe, Kylie Ireland, dozens more Portions of this review also appeared on Fleshbot “She had the intellect of a seagull,” Powers says of Armani St. James, one of several women who endured a porn scene –…

Same time last year: Million Dollar Kami Edition

I haven’t yet examined my complex feelings about my visit to the set of Not the Cosbys XXX and all the Sara Vandella that implies, but Vandella reminds me of a potent combination of the retired Kami Andrews and Missy Monroe, who loved me with the energy of 10,000 suns. Kami Andrews teaches me Gaelic…

Same time last year

Now that I have the World’s Largest Porn Journalism Archive1 I am going to regularly cash in on some gems from the past: Lexington Steele becomes a Buddhist (November 17, 2006) I name-check Sweet (November 17, 2006) I suggest adding an asterisk to the names of Porn Hall of Fame inductees who use performance-enhancing drugs…

Missy Monroe’s rich pageant

“Dude, who just came in my fucking ear?” Missy Monroe says in American Bukkake Does the Stars. “They aimed for my ear. That’s fucked up.” I am not going to show you a picture of Missy Monroe caked and apattered with 52 loads of semen because Easter was two weeks ago. Instead, I will show…

Fiat Lux Kassidy

I am the type of person Vivid Entertainment wants on its side. The struggling company, recognizing the slow diminishment of the blonde gene, needs America’s Beloved Porn Journalist to lend it credibility before the natural resource upon which Big Porn makes its fortune dries up. That is why I was not surprised when newly-minted Vivid…

“The Da Vinci Load”

Studio: Hustler Director: Jerome Tanner Screenplay: Nelson X Cast: Missy Monroe, Haley Paige, Frank Bukkwyd, Evan Stone, Joey Hart, James Deen, Eva Angelina, Jasmine Tame, Charlotte Stokely “Ladies, every time you let a guy nut in your snatch just because he’s a professional skater or drives a Mitsubishi Lancer with Chinese writing on the side,…