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This Ain’t The Moth XXX: Crystal Ray’s Oxycontin story

March 19, 2011 Gram the Man 0

In their on-set meltdowns before his camera, pornstresses regularly out-emote slews of Oscar winners for Jim Powers. But Crystal Ray’s Oxycontin story takes the prize.

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A “Jeannie” that wishes it were “Bewitched”

June 25, 2010 Gram the Man 5

The best character in the movie is Alec Knight as Major Healy. Played by Bill Daily in the original, Knight nevertheless does a flawless Paul Lynde impression. Maybe he thought it was “Bewitched.”

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