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The “Seduction” of Kristina Rose, others

There may be those who disagree with my calling Alexis Texas zaftig, as if I’m trying to call her fat, but I’m not. Zaftig means juicy, goddammit, and Texas is juicy.

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My God, It’s Full of Starrs: “Horizon”

You’d think that, facing extinction, humanity wouldn’t bother with condoms.

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“Taxi Driver” washes the cum off these sheets

“Taxi Driver” takes itself seriously and is done so well that we do, too, and that’s no mean street feat for a porn movie.

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Old time cock and hole: “Risky Business” Revisited

This may be the most vivid allegory of the porn industry by a parody yet; a movie about prostitution interpreted by people who have sex for money but who do not consider themselves prostitutes.

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MontagFoto 12.27.10

Add some festive scented candles, and it’s like a Christmas Tree Shop of the Loins.

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AHF vs. AIM: What does winning look like?

If it were a boxing match (and it is) the media savvy and attention-hungry AIDS Healthcare Foundation (AHF) would have won the round

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More Yabba Dabba Don’ts Than Do’s in “The Flintstones” porn parody

“They’re stunning and sensational, sexy and insatiable/You’ll watch them all the time,” goes the theme song for “The Flintstones: A XXX Parody.” But will I watch them all the time?

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Blue Movie: 3D “Avatar XXX” fights piracy while mixing species

The Na’bi discover the humans’ treachery and overthrow them, a storyline representative of Hustler’s longstanding support of indigenous cultures. But how come everything wasn’t blue?

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In Hot Blood: “Tru: An XXX Parody”

Because I had forgotten about gay icon Alan Ball’s bayou vampire saga “Tru Blood,” I naturally assumed New Sensations’ porn parody “Tru” was about Robert Morse’s bravura performance as gay icon Truman Capote.

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Flight Attendants

“Flight Attendants” tries so hard to please that it collapses with the effort.

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“Tru Blood”y Well Right

“Women likes vampires because they’re sexy,” said Brooke.

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"This Ain’t Saved By the Bell XXX" appeals to a lost generation or: Axel Braun’s spaghetti porn

Not one cast member I talked with on the set of Hustler’s “Saved By the Bell XXX” had seen the original show. “So does that mean your interpretation of Screech will be all art?” I asked Ralph Long, who was affixing a prosthetic nose to inhabit the role Dustin Diamond made famous between 1989 and [...]

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Not the Cosbys XXX

Studio: X-Play/HustlerDirector: Will RyderCast: Thomas Ward, Misty Stone, Cassidy Clay, Sarah Vandella, Tyler Knight, Jaelyn Fox, Tee Reel The factory-farmed porn parody industry has released an almost perfect example of the art form in “Not the Cosbys XXX”; it does everything you need it to do and nothing you don’t. What makes “Not the Cosbys [...]

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We Shall Overcome (on your face): On the set of Not the Cosby Show XXX pt. I

As America’s Beloved Porn Journalist of Color, I was honored to be invited to the set of XPlay’s Not the Cosby Show XXX, one of the biggest-budget mainstream interracial porn movies consumers will see. But despite the expense and the craft services provided by Panda Express, I am here to tell you that depictions of [...]

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Gram Through the Ages

Coming Events of Personal Interest to Gram

January 10
The 10th Annual XBiz Awards
The Barker Hangar at Santa Monica Airport
3021 Airport Ave. #203, Santa Monica, CA
Hosted by jessica drake and Kayden Kross

January 21
The 29th Annual AVN Awards
The Joint at the Hard Rock Hotel & Casino, Las Vegas
Hosted by Bree Olson and Sunny Leone

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