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Camille Crimson brings a plus-one to her fellatio party

April 16, 2013 Gram the Man 2

As a lapsed Catholic, pondering how many women can fit on a frenulum is a more appealing diversion than thinking about angels on the head of a pin

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Minivan Moms or: How Francophone strippers aid conception

November 17, 2010 Gram the Man 0

“It’s odd that we’re all at this point in our lives that we drove to the strip bar in a minivan,” he said.

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Pink Visual sues tubes, charges Canadians with vag overfishing

February 16, 2010 Gram the Man 2

Sundown, you better take care, if I find you been uploading pirated content to those tube sites, there

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Rabbit’s Reviews: A Wonderland of porn

November 30, 2009 Gram the Man 0

Free porn hurts everyone, including performers and distributors, right on up to the consumer

Two Decades of this Ridiculousness

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