So much better than “Filthy Fellating Fetuses.”
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Boxcover of the Week: The Pussy Is Just A Diversion
“I agree that there is a lot of pusssy, but surely that can’t be all that’s down here. Hold on—I’ll check.”
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More Yabba Dabba Don’ts Than Do’s in “The Flintstones” porn parody
“They’re stunning and sensational, sexy and insatiable/You’ll watch them all the time,” goes the theme song for “The Flintstones: A XXX Parody.” But will I watch them all the time?
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“Not Charlie’s Angels XXX”: It Involves Cocaine
It is fitting that this movie opened with a scene of disco-era club dudes cutting lines of cocaine.
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“Sex & The City” & Cougars: Oh My
…the “Sex & the City” parody is much more satisfying than the original show, which left me feeling guilty after each viewing because I always wanted to shoot certain characters in the face.
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Lee Roy Myers: The Last Man Working in Porn
“I had to diversify my portfolio,” Myers said, “and that had to include at least partial ownership of the projects I put together.”
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(You) and Lexi Belle
Lexi Belle is both pale and ripe, so the stunt cocks look as though they are gorillas fucking a quivering basket of peaches.
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No Sex in the Sherman Room: A six-hour porn odyssey
Every day I spend as America’s Beloved Porn Journalist is not all about irrumatio, nailed deadlines, and speedballs. There are some days that I must go home emptyhanded.
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Coitus: On the set of “The Big Lebowski” porn parody
The Coen Brothers’ original is a beloved movie that is full of pornish tie-ins already: Now Tom Byron as The Dude will carry a storyline involving stolen porn VHS tapes “that really tied his collection together.”
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Diamond Foxxx gives a little extra, obviously
If Diamond Foxxx is this good in basic administrative tasks, think about the dedication she’d bring to a blowjob.
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In Hot Blood: “Tru: An XXX Parody”
Because I had forgotten about gay icon Alan Ball’s bayou vampire saga “Tru Blood,” I naturally assumed New Sensations’ porn parody “Tru” was about Robert Morse’s bravura performance as gay icon Truman Capote.
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The Ropey Volley Awards: Gram’s Dirty Dozen of 2009
In a very real way, all porn is good. But the following titles were better.
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Whatever Became of Me? “WKRP in Cincinnati: A XXX Parody”
Supertramp. Jan Smithers. Loni Anderson before Burt Reynolds. Could there be a richer lode from which to mine porn gold than “WKRP in Cincinnati”?
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Andre Madness: The Last Man Working in Porn
This is a business like any other. It’s what people not working in porn don’t seem to understand about it.
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The Only thing wrong with "The Sex Files"
…is the title. And that wasn’t even their fault. See the review here. In the meantime, enjoy these pictures. Previously on Porn Valley Observed: Kimberly Kane – better homes and vaginas; Today in geekerySee also: New Sensations
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The Sex Files: A Dark XXX Parody
If you Trust No One other than me, you really should see “The Sex Files.” You’ll believe – in your pants!!!!
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Legal briefs: Satan’s whore hard to prosecute
For a few glorious weeks, New Sensations’ “X Files” fan fiction porno went by the name of the original show, with the subtitle “A Dark XXX Parody.” A grateful nation breathed a sigh of relief, delighted that the easy bait of “The Sex Files” wouldn’t s(c)ully anyone’s impression of Porn Valley as a creative vacuuum. [...]
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Monique Alexander vs. Shelly Long: Bull & Finch not bait & switch
When you’re right, you’re right. Monique Alexander does not look like Shelly Long. But for New Sensations’ porn adaptation of “Cheers,” producers felt that Alexander possessed the spirit of Diane Chambers should that character be a porn star. While Vivid is touting new contract performer AJ Bailey as “the smartest girl in porn” for her [...]
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Today in geekery: "The X-Files – A Dark XXX Parody"
You all know me; you know how I earn a livin’. And you probably know that the tone, execution, and intent of a porn movie, all things being equal, often trumps budget and cast for me, because there’s a finite number of ways someone can take one in the face. That is why I really [...]
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