Talkin’ Hotwifing And Fauxcest with Jacky St. James And Eddie Powell
Jacky St. James and Eddie Powell join Gram for a lively discussion of hotwifing, fauxcest, and those little hairs on a 21-year-old’s abdomen.
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Gangwife Hotbang But A Dead Moose
Whether she’s cuckolding you or she’s your “hotwife,” the results are the same!
Nadine Sage is not just some pubic hair, damn it
In which I use the term “bulbourethral.”
Zoey Nixon gives more than she gets
…even though Zoey Nixon clearly takes her nom de porn from redheaded Zoey Voss and “Sex in the City”‘s Cynthia Nixon, she gives more than they do: Zoey Nixon does dudes.
When “Bad Ideas” is a good idea
If you agree that porn, bless its heart, is about dressing up the solitary act of masturbation, then the couples’ movie is itself kind of a fetish; It is a paraphilia in which viewers use the performers as props for their own sordid offscreen strivings.
Jacky St. James: The Last Woman Working in Porn [interview]
“…so many people (who don’t write porn) talk about how easy it is to write a porn script…”
Why “The Friend Zone” is more perilous than “The Twilight Zone”
Any poor shmoe can tell you that there is nothing more lonely than being loved “like a friend.” Follow hapless Anthony Rosano as he tries to break free of “The Friend Zone” in this excellent couples’ film from New Sensations.
Boxcover of the Week: “Baby Loves A Big Dick” (Now with no babies)
So much better than “Filthy Fellating Fetuses.”
Boxcover of the Week: The Pussy Is Just A Diversion
“I agree that there is a lot of pusssy, but surely that can’t be all that’s down here. Hold on—I’ll check.”
More Yabba Dabba Don’ts Than Do’s in “The Flintstones” porn parody
“They’re stunning and sensational, sexy and insatiable/You’ll watch them all the time,” goes the theme song for “The Flintstones: A XXX Parody.” But will I watch them all the time?
“Not Charlie’s Angels XXX”: It Involves Cocaine
It is fitting that this movie opened with a scene of disco-era club dudes cutting lines of cocaine.
“Sex & The City” & Cougars: Oh My
…the “Sex & the City” parody is much more satisfying than the original show, which left me feeling guilty after each viewing because I always wanted to shoot certain characters in the face.
Lee Roy Myers: The Last Man Working in Porn
“I had to diversify my portfolio,” Myers said, “and that had to include at least partial ownership of the projects I put together.”
(You) and Lexi Belle
Lexi Belle is both pale and ripe, so the stunt cocks look as though they are gorillas fucking a quivering basket of peaches.
No Sex in the Sherman Room: A six-hour porn odyssey
Every day I spend as America’s Beloved Porn Journalist is not all about irrumatio, nailed deadlines, and speedballs. There are some days that I must go home emptyhanded.
Coitus: On the set of “The Big Lebowski” porn parody
The Coen Brothers’ original is a beloved movie that is full of pornish tie-ins already: Now Tom Byron as The Dude will carry a storyline involving stolen porn VHS tapes “that really tied his collection together.”
Diamond Foxxx gives a little extra, obviously
If Diamond Foxxx is this good in basic administrative tasks, think about the dedication she’d bring to a blowjob.
In Hot Blood: “Tru: An XXX Parody”
Because I had forgotten about gay icon Alan Ball’s bayou vampire saga “Tru Blood,” I naturally assumed New Sensations’ porn parody “Tru” was about Robert Morse’s bravura performance as gay icon Truman Capote.
The Ropey Volley Awards: Gram’s Dirty Dozen of 2009
In a very real way, all porn is good. But the following titles were better.
Whatever Became of Me? “WKRP in Cincinnati: A XXX Parody”
Supertramp. Jan Smithers. Loni Anderson before Burt Reynolds. Could there be a richer lode from which to mine porn gold than “WKRP in Cincinnati”?