Jacky St. James and Eddie Powell join Gram for a lively discussion of hotwifing, fauxcest, and those little hairs on a 21-year-old’s abdomen.
Whether she’s cuckolding you or she’s your “hotwife,” the results are the same!
In which I use the term “bulbourethral.”
…even though Zoey Nixon clearly takes her nom de porn from redheaded Zoey Voss and “Sex in the City”‘s Cynthia Nixon, she gives more than they do: Zoey Nixon does dudes.
If you agree that porn, bless its heart, is about dressing up the solitary act of masturbation, then the couples’ movie is itself kind of a fetish; It is a paraphilia in which viewers use the performers as props for their own sordid offscreen strivings.
“…so many people (who don’t write porn) talk about how easy it is to write a porn script…”
Any poor shmoe can tell you that there is nothing more lonely than being loved “like a friend.” Follow hapless Anthony Rosano as he tries to break free of “The Friend Zone” in this excellent couples’ film from New Sensations.
So much better than “Filthy Fellating Fetuses.”
“I agree that there is a lot of pusssy, but surely that can’t be all that’s down here. Hold on—I’ll check.”
“They’re stunning and sensational, sexy and insatiable/You’ll watch them all the time,” goes the theme song for “The Flintstones: A XXX Parody.” But will I watch them all the time?
It is fitting that this movie opened with a scene of disco-era club dudes cutting lines of cocaine.
…the “Sex & the City” parody is much more satisfying than the original show, which left me feeling guilty after each viewing because I always wanted to shoot certain characters in the face.
“I had to diversify my portfolio,” Myers said, “and that had to include at least partial ownership of the projects I put together.”
Lexi Belle is both pale and ripe, so the stunt cocks look as though they are gorillas fucking a quivering basket of peaches.
Every day I spend as America’s Beloved Porn Journalist is not all about irrumatio, nailed deadlines, and speedballs. There are some days that I must go home emptyhanded.
The Coen Brothers’ original is a beloved movie that is full of pornish tie-ins already: Now Tom Byron as The Dude will carry a storyline involving stolen porn VHS tapes “that really tied his collection together.”
If Diamond Foxxx is this good in basic administrative tasks, think about the dedication she’d bring to a blowjob.
Because I had forgotten about gay icon Alan Ball’s bayou vampire saga “Tru Blood,” I naturally assumed New Sensations’ porn parody “Tru” was about Robert Morse’s bravura performance as gay icon Truman Capote.
In a very real way, all porn is good. But the following titles were better.
Supertramp. Jan Smithers. Loni Anderson before Burt Reynolds. Could there be a richer lode from which to mine porn gold than “WKRP in Cincinnati”?