Andre Madness: The Last Man Working in Porn
This is a business like any other. It’s what people not working in porn don’t seem to understand about it.
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“Tru Blood”y Well Right
“Women likes vampires because they’re sexy,” said Brooke.
The Only thing wrong with "The Sex Files"
…is the title. And that wasn’t even their fault. See the review here. In the meantime, enjoy these pictures. Previously on Porn Valley Observed: Kimberly […]
The Sex Files: A Dark XXX Parody
If you Trust No One other than me, you really should see “The Sex Files.” You’ll believe – in your pants!!!!
Legal briefs: Satan’s whore hard to prosecute
For a few glorious weeks, New Sensations’ “X Files” fan fiction porno went by the name of the original show, with the subtitle “A Dark […]
Monique Alexander vs. Shelly Long: Bull & Finch not bait & switch
When you’re right, you’re right. Monique Alexander does not look like Shelly Long. But for New Sensations’ porn adaptation of “Cheers,” producers felt that Alexander […]
Today in geekery: "The X-Files – A Dark XXX Parody"
You all know me; you know how I earn a livin’. And you probably know that the tone, execution, and intent of a porn movie, […]
Leaving out the welcome mat for Tanner Mayes
It looks like today’s theme is Porn Stars in Their Own Words. First Seth Dickens told us how life is like a hockey game, and […]
Lust See TV class of 1991
Must See TV, a term coined to describe NBC’s Thursday night lineup throughout much of the 80s and 90s, provided source material for four porn […]
Seinfeld: A XXX Parody
What gave “Seinfeld XXX” the greenlight over, say, an equally unlikely pornic adaptation of “Rhoda” was that some of the cast members were born during the run of the original.
Asians, teens, and interracial porn: What boxcovers tells us about the audience
I will be speaking at the International Conference on Creampies and the Fisting Arts (ICCFA) next week at the Hague and have brought some visual […]
"Seinfeld" porn parody a hit with media theorists
If “Seinfeld” was a show about nothing, what does that make a “Seinfeld” porn parody? Well, it makes it meta-porn at its finest, Readers, and […]
Artists become ambitious as porn parody implosion nears
Like mosquitoes buzzing around a particularly jolly and jowly Bavarian tourist, the porn industry views parodies as a dependable but fleeting income source that needs […]
Arianna Huffington validates porn parodies
The Huffington Post has compiled a list of porn parodies by XPlay, Hustler, and New Sensations and let their creators speak for themselves. “The level […]
The Office XXX just chills until the next webisode
But if other companies are looking at the resurgence of parodies as the one bright spot in an otherwise dismal adult DVD market, New Sensations seems to be banking on the Internet as the last, best moneymaker in porn.
The Office XXX – A Parody
Studio: New SensationsDirector: Lee Roy MyersCast: Ashlynn Brooke, James Deen, Gianna Michaels, Faye Reagan, Alexis Texas Guest Review by Murray Blackstone Out of all the […]
Nika Noire: Siren
Nika Noire looks like she should be painted on the nose of a plane. A Russian plane. High atop the city of Glendale Noire rehearsed […]
Ashlynn Brooke and Sadie West don’t need to be naked
Dear Readers: Above is the only known photograph of New Sensations contract performers Ashlynn Brooke and Sadie West in the same room. Since Brooke is […]
Boxcover of the Week: Swallow the yellow thick load, Dorothy
There is a lot of self-righteous hand-wringing lately about depictions of the tender black/white relationships found in interracial porn and, while no one bats an […]
Lepidoptera: I’m sure she’s very nice
Unless you’re Christy Canyon (and only one of you is), no over-descriptive, clever, or cute nom de porn has ever worked. Bree Olson? Sasha Grey? […]