Nicole Ray

DienstagFoto 5.29.12—Nicole Ray means it

May 29, 2012 Gram the Man 1

I’m your friend, right? May I give you some advice? Beware the person, male or female, who says, “I’m a very sexual person.” I absolutely guarantee you she is not good at it.

MontagFoto 2.21.11

February 21, 2011 Gram the Man 0

Seeing Fay/Ray makes me want to climb buildings and punch planes

Sound-down Porn^TM: Toil, trouble, and teeth in “American Made”

February 24, 2010 Gram the Man 2

As America’s Beloved Porn Journalist, I am delighted to tell you that most porn stars are much cooler in person than they seem in their movies, where they can often appear retarded.

“Rawhide II: Dirty Deeds” – Hey lady, that’s not ranch dressing!

February 23, 2010 Gram the Man 3

One of the many testaments to the thoughtful direction and restraint of “Rawhide II” is that it wasn’t named “Boner-anza.”

“Hollywood’s Nailin’ Palin”: It’s about time we got some class around here

February 1, 2010 Gram the Man 0

“Hollywood’s Nailin’ Palin” is a much better franchise reboot than Edward Norton’s “The Incredible Hulk.”

Getting physical with Bree Olson

September 8, 2009 Gram the Man 2

Today, in a warehouse in downtown Los Angeles, Bree Olson took a mousy, fearful college girl and turned her into some sex-caked harlot who will […]

Hustler’s Untrue Hollywood Stories: Lindsay Lohan

July 28, 2009 Gram the Man 1

So Dylan Ryan really gives Fay the lesbian treatment, bending her this way and that, and Sadie Swede envelops Rocco Reed in her glorious MILFitude. Eden Adams is all leggy, dirty angles in her scene, and the beautiful Nicole Ray drapes herself over a couch for Chris Charming.