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Porn Star Birthdays: What a Draghixa it is getting old—or not

June 3, 2013 Gram the Man 2

Gram Ponante on milves, swingers, fraud, and memory loss

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MontagFoto 5.14.12—Hustler’s Last Contract Girl

May 14, 2012 Gram the Man 0

Some companies still have contract stars, similar to the way that some people still use ICQ

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Same time last year: Least Likely to be a MILF Edition

January 23, 2009 Gram the Man 2

Maybe once every two months I will get a call or an e-mail from someone who has a problem with something I wrote. Either there […]

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A Bitchin’ ‘gine saves Nikki Nine

January 23, 2007 Gram the Man 0

I hate to reduce the entire porn industry to one leading-edge part of the female anatomy, but what’s more important: accuracy or a pun? Nikki […]

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Nine Falls on the Cold Valley

October 18, 2006 Gram the Man 1

As Master Yoda said, “Always three there are: Memphis Monroe and the other two.” Hustler has announced the arrival of Nikki Nine to planet Earth, […]

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