Will Your Mouth Still Remember the Taste of this Interracial Brothel?
Tonight there was an open bar and canapes, but six years ago it was panocha.
octomom
Porn world shelves “This Ain’t The Innocence of Muslims XXX”
“We had already been fielding media requests asking if the movie had been produced by pornographers,” bristles Loup Perch-Tounge of the Porn Valley Chamber of Commerce, “but we assured them our production value is much higher, especially with the 2008 collapse of altporn.”
Japanese cartoons teach us to fuck the shame away
These fragments would tell us a lot about Japanese culture if we were the type to believe that a culture’s pornography is any indication of that culture’s values.
Vivid pursues Chinese wife-swappers
AVN, an adult trade publication, was quick to call the yet-to-be-made movie “Ultimately Strokable.”
[PR] Vivid: “You hurt our feelings, Octomom”
In two separate headscratchers of press releases detailing a “survey” and a “Huffington Post blog,” Vivid sulks about Nadya Suleman, The One That Got Away.
Octomom masturbates to the inevitable
Will she even make Screech-level money?
Vivid sort of agrees to stop harassing Octomom
Out of the goodness of its collective heart, Vivid will buy Suleman’s home for her anonymously and not tell anyone, ever.