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I’ll be your Dream Warrior, Jennifer White: On the set of “A Wet Dream on Elm Street”

Adding further insult to injury, I remember that nothing rhymes with Sabbath, but Rockin’ rhymes with Dokken.

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“Grand Theft Auto XXX” is a rockstar parody

Even if you are not a fan of videogames like “Grand Theft Auto,” you will appreciate Daring! director Dawn’s efforts in recreating the tension, the grittiness, and the camera style common to narrative games in this well-acted, funny, and fast-paced hardcore video.

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“Put your stupid mouth on my mudflaps”: “The Vagina Monologues”

How many times have you seen someone wringing his/her hands in a one-person show and thought, “Oh, just get laid already”?

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With a name like “Marcia’s Twat,” it … oh forget it

If Gram were Iron Eyes Cody, he would shed a tear over the litter represented by the porn movie “Marcia’s Twat”

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Aynal Architecture: “This Ain’t The Fountainhead”

“This Ain’t The Fountainhead” is the only porn movie that comes with a building

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We don’t need another “Justice League of Pornstar Heroes”

“Justice League of Pornstar Heroes” is not a bad movie; it just doesn’t do “justice” to its budget.

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Swallow the Yellow Thick Load—”Simpsons: The XXX Parody”

And don’t worry: there’s no Bart, Lisa, or Maggie

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Old time cock and hole: “Risky Business” Revisited

This may be the most vivid allegory of the porn industry by a parody yet; a movie about prostitution interpreted by people who have sex for money but who do not consider themselves prostitutes.

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Ponante shocked, pleased with “Facts of Life XXX” Academy Award nominations

“When I heard Gabourey Sidibe announce my name at 6 this morning, I almost shat,” said Ponante

Today in Porn Valley

More Yabba Dabba Don’ts Than Do’s in “The Flintstones” porn parody

“They’re stunning and sensational, sexy and insatiable/You’ll watch them all the time,” goes the theme song for “The Flintstones: A XXX Parody.” But will I watch them all the time?

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Alexis Ford and gloryhole “Improvement”

Jay Ashley’s Sal reminds me of the unkempt line art guy in Alex Comfort’s “The Joy of Sex.”

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Asa Akira: Hot Japanese teens are only thinking about each other

It was the perfect opportunity for me to ask a question that has germinated since the first time I saw a Japanese teen soak her underpants in shame while being raped by an octopus.

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Wolf eats “Red Riding Hood XXX” but she survives

Max Hardcore should have written and directed this movie.

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“Not Charlie’s Angels XXX”: It Involves Cocaine

It is fitting that this movie opened with a scene of disco-era club dudes cutting lines of cocaine.

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“Twilight Zone” porn parody OK, but not a Serling achievement

“The Twilight Zone” porn parody follows the theme of much of Thomas’ free love era-inspired ouevre: Sexual repression fucks people up.

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Blue Movie: 3D “Avatar XXX” fights piracy while mixing species

The Na’bi discover the humans’ treachery and overthrow them, a storyline representative of Hustler’s longstanding support of indigenous cultures. But how come everything wasn’t blue?

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“Sex & The City” & Cougars: Oh My

…the “Sex & the City” parody is much more satisfying than the original show, which left me feeling guilty after each viewing because I always wanted to shoot certain characters in the face.

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Ass-Cube: the “Friday” parody

As a Black Man, I am happy to report that each of the female castmembers is a fine-ass bitch.

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“Glee” porn parody both is and ain’t

It would have been a bold act of splitting the difference for director Braun to throw in a bi/interracial/wheelchair three-way. To the tune of “Red Barchetta.”

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Coming Events of Personal Interest to Gram

January 10
The 10th Annual XBiz Awards
The Barker Hangar at Santa Monica Airport
3021 Airport Ave. #203, Santa Monica, CA
Hosted by jessica drake and Kayden Kross

January 21
The 29th Annual AVN Awards
The Joint at the Hard Rock Hotel & Casino, Las Vegas
Hosted by Bree Olson and Sunny Leone

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