“Family Guy XXX” is a good giggity if you can get it
“These rings mean that, when I say sorry, I can put my wang back in your beav,” says Peter to Lois, and it’s true.
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“This Ain’t Portal XXX”: You’ll be GLaDOS you did
“…I felt that the characters’ quest to find gloryholes within the co-opted Aperture Corporation spoke to the struggle our community faces in bringing differing gender roles, body types, and sexual orientations to the screen.”
“Brides Maids XXX”: I think Melissa McCarthy would be proud of Sasha Knox
“But we so wanted to see Tara Lynn Foxx as Jenny in the ‘Singled Out’ parody,” a spokesperson for the McCarthy family did not say.
I’ll be your Dream Warrior, Jennifer White: On the set of “A Wet Dream on Elm Street”
Adding further insult to injury, I remember that nothing rhymes with Sabbath, but Rockin’ rhymes with Dokken.
“Grand Theft Auto XXX” is a rockstar parody
Even if you are not a fan of videogames like “Grand Theft Auto,” you will appreciate Daring! director Dawn’s efforts in recreating the tension, the grittiness, and the camera style common to narrative games in this well-acted, funny, and fast-paced hardcore video.
“Put your stupid mouth on my mudflaps”: “The Vagina Monologues”
How many times have you seen someone wringing his/her hands in a one-person show and thought, “Oh, just get laid already”?
With a name like “Marcia’s Twat,” it … oh forget it
If Gram were Iron Eyes Cody, he would shed a tear over the litter represented by the porn movie “Marcia’s Twat”
Aynal Architecture: “This Ain’t The Fountainhead”
“This Ain’t The Fountainhead” is the only porn movie that comes with a building
We don’t need another “Justice League of Pornstar Heroes”
“Justice League of Pornstar Heroes” is not a bad movie; it just doesn’t do “justice” to its budget.
Grid your loins: “Pron: The XXX Parody”
Grid your loins, porn fans!
Swallow the Yellow Thick Load—”Simpsons: The XXX Parody”
And don’t worry: there’s no Bart, Lisa, or Maggie
Old time cock and hole: “Risky Business” Revisited
This may be the most vivid allegory of the porn industry by a parody yet; a movie about prostitution interpreted by people who have sex for money but who do not consider themselves prostitutes.
Ponante shocked, pleased with “Facts of Life XXX” Academy Award nominations
“When I heard Gabourey Sidibe announce my name at 6 this morning, I almost shat,” said Ponante
More Yabba Dabba Don’ts Than Do’s in “The Flintstones” porn parody
“They’re stunning and sensational, sexy and insatiable/You’ll watch them all the time,” goes the theme song for “The Flintstones: A XXX Parody.” But will I watch them all the time?
Alexis Ford and gloryhole “Improvement”
Jay Ashley’s Sal reminds me of the unkempt line art guy in Alex Comfort’s “The Joy of Sex.”
Asa Akira: Hot Japanese teens are only thinking about each other
It was the perfect opportunity for me to ask a question that has germinated since the first time I saw a Japanese teen soak her underpants in shame while being raped by an octopus.
Wolf eats “Red Riding Hood XXX” but she survives
Max Hardcore should have written and directed this movie.
“Not Charlie’s Angels XXX”: It Involves Cocaine
It is fitting that this movie opened with a scene of disco-era club dudes cutting lines of cocaine.
“Twilight Zone” porn parody OK, but not a Serling achievement
“The Twilight Zone” porn parody follows the theme of much of Thomas’ free love era-inspired ouevre: Sexual repression fucks people up.
Blue Movie: 3D “Avatar XXX” fights piracy while mixing species
The Na’bi discover the humans’ treachery and overthrow them, a storyline representative of Hustler’s longstanding support of indigenous cultures. But how come everything wasn’t blue?