I love pets. Especially Pets of the Month.
Peter O’Toole cast quite a shadow over Porn Valley.
Future Penthouse model meets future Christian in Calabasas
Chanel Preston Named Penthouse Pet of the Month, March 2012
An interview with AVN Best New Starlet winner Brooklyn Lee
Gram wonders how different his way is from the Bonobo Way, or from the Chicago Way, for that matter
Like the way the Gideons distribute Bibles to hotel rooms, I imagine there is a service that places waterlogged, sticky, and dog-eared gentlemen’s magazines in the woods behind schools.
Vivid releases gonzo bathing suit line, suggests all porn is a lie; Digital Sin makes my testicles recede; Jamye Waxman confirms I have a great face for radio; Ryan Keely shows admirable restraint by not mentioning Narfs
Ever the enigma, Keely only gives the appearance of having been nude, and actually travels on a separate plane from her nipples.
This mound of Laura Doone is essentially one of their stock vaginas (which is not how I refer to the ladies in my swingers’ commune) with hair on it.
Ava Rose’s spread (that was just the best word available; I didn’t mean to sound filthy) in April’s Penthouse is reminiscent of the look of a certain New York-bashing children’s author circa 1989, when Rose was three. The delightful Adam & Eve contract star frolicked through a virtual French country house to achieve the combination…
I have superimposed some text from the press release hyping Penthouse Digital’s Smut Peddler on the official photo, so far. I hope you like the delivery in the face. Previously: Lori Lust agency explodes, survivor writes press release; Publicist: Honolulu secedes in honor of Thorn homecoming; Adult industry to sic itself on bad grammarSee also:…
Last night at the Babes & Aces poker tournament in Inglewood-by-the-Sea, I talked with Penthouse/Ninnworx moonlighter Heather Vandeven about the Topco replica of her ladypartsTM. “You mean my pussy and ass?” she asked sweetly. “Yes,” I said. “They actually covered my pussy and ass with goop,” she said, “and made a model of them. Then…