James Thurber, Alexis Grace, And Getting Kicked Off Instagram
I’m enjoying myself, but maybe they’re not paying me enough. Maybe this isn’t the best use of my time. Maybe I’ll regret this later.
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Darcie Dolce Has A Brand New Key
I love pets. Especially Pets of the Month.
Peter O’Toole’s Porn Valley Contributions
Peter O’Toole cast quite a shadow over Porn Valley.
MontagFoto 4.16.12—Angie Savage and Crissy Moran
Future Penthouse model meets future Christian in Calabasas
[PR] Chanel Preston owns Penthouse in March
Chanel Preston Named Penthouse Pet of the Month, March 2012
Beyond Stripperdom with Brooklyn Lee [interview]
An interview with AVN Best New Starlet winner Brooklyn Lee
Falling out of a tree with Dr. Suzy and Ryan Keely
Gram wonders how different his way is from the Bonobo Way, or from the Chicago Way, for that matter
Pornollaneous 10.21.10: Penthouse, Playboy, Hustler
Like the way the Gideons distribute Bibles to hotel rooms, I imagine there is a service that places waterlogged, sticky, and dog-eared gentlemen’s magazines in the woods behind schools.
Pornollaneous 8.26.10
Vivid releases gonzo bathing suit line, suggests all porn is a lie; Digital Sin makes my testicles recede; Jamye Waxman confirms I have a great face for radio; Ryan Keely shows admirable restraint by not mentioning Narfs
Ryan Keely is almost naked, mostly oiled
Ever the enigma, Keely only gives the appearance of having been nude, and actually travels on a separate plane from her nipples.
Laura Doone, hair pie Or: Hairetics of Doone
This mound of Laura Doone is essentially one of their stock vaginas (which is not how I refer to the ladies in my swingers’ commune) with hair on it.
Ava Rose hears you call her name, decides it feels like home
Ava Rose’s spread (that was just the best word available; I didn’t mean to sound filthy) in April’s Penthouse is reminiscent of the look of […]
Penthouse gets Bree-sic
I have superimposed some text from the press release hyping Penthouse Digital’s Smut Peddler on the official photo, so far. I hope you like the […]
An awkward conversation with Heather Vandeven about her rubberized vagina
Last night at the Babes & Aces poker tournament in Inglewood-by-the-Sea, I talked with Penthouse/Ninnworx moonlighter Heather Vandeven about the Topco replica of her ladypartsTM. […]