It is hypocritical and silly to attract readers to porn-related content on a website but then refuse to link to the source of that information in dubious deference to customers.

So we’ll all be dressed up in suits, as dictated by “Swingers” (1996), and will feel compelled to smoke cigars, eat steaks, and drink Scotch like we’re in “Mad Men” (2007).

Wicked’s “2040,” which ends with Randy Spears walking south into the sunset with barely-verbal cyborg girlfriend Alektra Blue, reminded me a little of the 2002 film “Minority Report,” in which Tom Cruise drags around a barely-verbal and goop-covered autistoid precog Samantha Morton. In 2002 I remember thinking of the clingy, floppy Morton, who herself thought [...]

As you well know, I am able to consume, process, and enjoy mass quantities of alcohol. With each glass, snifter, flagon, tankard, skin, or sadder-but-wiser stripper’s navel-full I become more charming and witty. In fact, I’m drunk now. But if Mary Carey’s appearance on “Sober House” has taught me anything, it is that only by [...]

As you know, there are not enough porn films about our country’s current conflicts in the Middle East. That is why New Sensations’ upcoming movie Hearts And Minds 2 (due Sept. 29) couldn’t possibly be more relevant to the national dialogue. What better way on this seventh anniversary of the day that launched a thousand [...]

The Wind tool is pretty impressive; it suggests that life is fleeting. But the Mesh disguise makes Carmen’s parts appear to be seen through a Mossad operative’s nightvision scope. Why would he be doing that? Isn’t the West Bank enough?

It was not the same in Bogue Chitto. There, you’d see old girlfriends suddenly working for the Post Office. Here it is not uncommon to see an ex show up in a porn movie. In fact, it’s common – what else would they do without you? But when you see the bedspread you had in [...]

Here is Ava Rose on the set of Rollerdollz. I want to create a series of pictures of America’s porn stars in front of price lists, like menus, gas station marquees, and Sotheby’s auction items to make a statement about relative worth in 2008. I will submit this as both a doctoral dissertation and as [...]

Other than chlamydia, my favorite piece of swag from January’s AVN convention is this Max Hardcore bumpersticker. Why do I bother writing about it two months later, you ask? Because I believe my car would be blown up if I stuck this to it, and I have no idea what to do with it otherwise. [...]

You know, I used to work for Corporate America, but I’m a butterfly, man; and butterflies are free to fly. I didn’t like being told what to do by no spirit-sucking drone, man. I make my own rules. I’m a straight shooter. I love hard and I drink hard. I take Life by the nipples [...]