Not A Good Idea
This scene from “Debbie Does Dallas” made me wonder if David Suton made it out alive.
personal philosophy
Prudent media write about porn, but won’t link to it
It is hypocritical and silly to attract readers to porn-related content on a website but then refuse to link to the source of that information in dubious deference to customers.
Amateur Weekend in Vegas
So we’ll all be dressed up in suits, as dictated by “Swingers” (1996), and will feel compelled to smoke cigars, eat steaks, and drink Scotch like we’re in “Mad Men” (2007).
Thank you Charley Chase
“You have gorgeous boobs,” said Kayden Kross to Charley Chase. And not only does Kayden Kross know from good boobs, but she also knows good alliteration when she sees it.
Precogs, Anabots, and why dumb girls are hot
Wicked’s “2040,” which ends with Randy Spears walking south into the sunset with barely-verbal cyborg girlfriend Alektra Blue, reminded me a little of the 2002 […]
Clean living with Gram
As you well know, I am able to consume, process, and enjoy mass quantities of alcohol. With each glass, snifter, flagon, tankard, skin, or sadder-but-wiser […]
Same time last year
Now that I have the World’s Largest Porn Journalism Archive1 I am going to regularly cash in on some gems from the past: Lexington Steele […]
Sadie West: checking under the clitoral, literal hood
As you know, there are not enough porn films about our country’s current conflicts in the Middle East. That is why New Sensations’ upcoming movie […]
Carmen Luvana: the mosaic is the message
The Wind tool is pretty impressive; it suggests that life is fleeting. But the Mesh disguise makes Carmen’s parts appear to be seen through a Mossad operative’s nightvision scope. Why would he be doing that? Isn’t the West Bank enough?
Manufacturing creampies: Noam Chomsky on porn
Linguist, MIT professor, and essayist Noam Chomsky said he’d never heard of “The Hustler” magazine, but consented to a 2005 interview because editors had sent […]
I’m never going back to my old school
It was not the same in Bogue Chitto. There, you’d see old girlfriends suddenly working for the Post Office. Here it is not uncommon to […]
Ava Rose: It’s what’s for dinner
Here is Ava Rose on the set of Rollerdollz. I want to create a series of pictures of America’s porn stars in front of price […]
XRCO voting: One patriot’s story
The conversation went like this: “Grams,” said a director, “I see you’re on the voting committee for the XRCO.” “Do you mean the X-Rated Critics’ […]
Max Hardcore’s bumper sticker for a car I won’t drive
Other than chlamydia, my favorite piece of swag from January’s AVN convention is this Max Hardcore bumpersticker. Why do I bother writing about it two […]
Brooke Haven provides thoughtful alternative to fucking her brains in
You know, I used to work for Corporate America, but I’m a butterfly, man; and butterflies are free to fly. I didn’t like being told […]