Talking Internal Patriarchy Shots with Angela White
As a pre-review aside, I want to thank the person who came up with the joke “My father always told me that, when you hear an ice cream truck jingle, it means that they don’t have any ice cream left.”
…(Ash Hollywood) is juicy and submissive in this role, ripe for unsettling things to happen to her…
In an attempt to please her inappropriately sexualized father, a woman is initiated into a dangerous business while in a questionable state of mind by two masked men who have sex with her. Perhaps “Batgirl XXX” is a metaphor for porn in general.
When we talk about the hidden costs of pornography, no one ever brings up the carpets
Nyomi Banxxx acts up a storm as a corrupt cop in “Training Day XXX,” but Tommy Gunn is about to learn the hard way not to brown-nose.
“Jaws XXX 3D” is at least as good as “Jaws 3D” and better than “Jaws 4.” In fact, “Jaws 4” made “Jaws 3” look like “Jaws 2.”
Gram Ponante’s probing questions and silky interview style make porn stars instantly comfortable answering original questions like “What is your favorite position?”
Dead these 400 years, Nostradanus’s predictions still hold weight
When Kristina Rose sticks up her middle finger, she’s sticking it up her vagina
It is possible for adult humans to recognize the difference between entertainment and real-life violence.
Gram wonders how different his way is from the Bonobo Way, or from the Chicago Way, for that matter
One reason I’m glad the world has Phoenix Marie is that she’s all about the casual customer service; she doesn’t up the wattage artificially, nor does she make you do all the work. She just wants you to calm down and let her grind her ass into your crotch.
Megan Foxx reminds me of Sherilynn Fenn as Curley’s wife in “Of Mice And Men.” If I were a retarded Lenny, I would gladly asphyxiate a puppy for her.
“Malice” might well be Sasha Grey’s last big feature for a while, now that she’s all famous and stuff, so, if not for the chance to see a dwarf or actual nipples (courtesy of Jesse Capelli and Mackenzee Pierce) in Jumbo’s Clown Room, see it for Sasha.
This movie suggests that presidents George Washington, Franklin Roosevelt, John F. Kennedy, Lyndon B. Johnson, Richard Nixon, and Bill Clinton were unfaithful to their wives.
Money is very difficult to find in the adult industry: prominent porn stars are working less and all major studios and publications have been worn down to skeleton staffs. So you’d better use your sunblock.
“I’ll let you touch my ass,” she might say, “but don’t put anything in there.” “Sure, sure,” you’d say. Later, she might say, “I see that you are fucking me in the ass.
It turns out the best porn parody wasn’t even funny, that Tori Black talks in a nice, low register when you’re fucking her in the ass, and that Phoenix Marie and Andi Anderson re-enacted a scene from “Bull Durham” in this week’s reviews. Be the first to tell me the song that was playing in…
Studio: MuffiaDirector: Phoenix MarieCast: Phoenix Marie, Andi Anderson, Eric Swiss, Angelina Valentine, Carmella Bing, Francesca Le, Tori Black, Adriana Nicole You know who’s sexy in person? Phoenix Marie. She seems, in all the best ways, ready to go. So we were very interested to see her solo project, “My Sexy Life.” A lot of porn…