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I wanted “Batgirl XXX” to be more Extreme Associates and less Extreme Comixxx

In an attempt to please her inappropriately sexualized father, a woman is initiated into a dangerous business while in a questionable state of mind by two masked men who have sex with her. Perhaps “Batgirl XXX” is a metaphor for porn in general.

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MontagFoto 7.30.12—Rain on the Scarecrow, Oil on the Carpet

When we talk about the hidden costs of pornography, no one ever brings up the carpets

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“Training Day XXX” wins the Vadge of Dishonor

Nyomi Banxxx acts up a storm as a corrupt cop in “Training Day XXX,” but Tommy Gunn is about to learn the hard way not to brown-nose.

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“Jaws XXX 3D”: Nice Quint

“Jaws XXX 3D” is at least as good as “Jaws 3D” and better than “Jaws 4.” In fact, “Jaws 4″ made “Jaws 3″ look like “Jaws 2.”

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Adult Entertainment Expo: Similar voices, other rooms [video]

Gram Ponante’s probing questions and silky interview style make porn stars instantly comfortable answering original questions like “What is your favorite position?”

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2012 Predictions from the Anal Oracle

Dead these 400 years, Nostradanus’s predictions still hold weight

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MontagFoto 11.28.11—Life is made of moments, Kristina Rose

When Kristina Rose sticks up her middle finger, she’s sticking it up her vagina

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When Kenny G murdered Mika Tan: Interview with a Villain

It is possible for adult humans to recognize the difference between entertainment and real-life violence.

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Falling out of a tree with Dr. Suzy and Ryan Keely

Gram wonders how different his way is from the Bonobo Way, or from the Chicago Way, for that matter

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Phoenix Marie makes it easy to follow the rules

One reason I’m glad the world has Phoenix Marie is that she’s all about the casual customer service; she doesn’t up the wattage artificially, nor does she make you do all the work. She just wants you to calm down and let her grind her ass into your crotch.

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“Big Butt Cowgirl Pinups”: The Horses Wonder Who You Are

Megan Foxx reminds me of Sherilynn Fenn as Curley’s wife in “Of Mice And Men.” If I were a retarded Lenny, I would gladly asphyxiate a puppy for her.

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“Malice in La La Land”: A Long Day’s Journey Down the Rabbit Hole

“Malice” might well be Sasha Grey’s last big feature for a while, now that she’s all famous and stuff, so, if not for the chance to see a dwarf or actual nipples (courtesy of Jesse Capelli and Mackenzee Pierce) in Jumbo’s Clown Room, see it for Sasha.

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“Here Cums the President”: POTUS Interruptus*

This movie suggests that presidents George Washington, Franklin Roosevelt, John F. Kennedy, Lyndon B. Johnson, Richard Nixon, and Bill Clinton were unfaithful to their wives.

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Skin care tips from pasty porn stars: By the pool in Vegas

Money is very difficult to find in the adult industry: prominent porn stars are working less and all major studios and publications have been worn down to skeleton staffs. So you’d better use your sunblock.

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Phoenix Marie, the scorpion, and the tortoise

“I’ll let you touch my ass,” she might say, “but don’t put anything in there.” “Sure, sure,” you’d say. Later, she might say, “I see that you are fucking me in the ass.

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Kane Sugar

It turns out the best porn parody wasn’t even funny, that Tori Black talks in a nice, low register when you’re fucking her in the ass, and that Phoenix Marie and Andi Anderson re-enacted a scene from “Bull Durham” in this week’s reviews. Be the first to tell me the song that was playing in [...]

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My Sexy Life: Phoenix Marie

Studio: MuffiaDirector: Phoenix MarieCast: Phoenix Marie, Andi Anderson, Eric Swiss, Angelina Valentine, Carmella Bing, Francesca Le, Tori Black, Adriana Nicole You know who’s sexy in person? Phoenix Marie. She seems, in all the best ways, ready to go. So we were very interested to see her solo project, “My Sexy Life.” A lot of porn [...]

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Erotica L.A. 2009 is the new 2002

Erotica L.A. seemed packed the two days I attended, and that is an encouraging – though qualified – sign for Porn Valley’s most precious resource. The south hall of the L.A. Convention Center had been floorscaped to smaller dimensions than in previous years, so it was hard to move around. Crowds formed around Belladonna, consumers [...]

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Anatomy of an Oil Orgy

Like the powerful-thighed, oilslicked women sliding this way and that in an Encino ranch house Tuesday, my thoughts about Third Degree Films’ “Big Butt Oil Orgy” (working title) are all over the place.

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MyHi.com presents popshot-free working class titillation

MyHi.com, which is the web equivalent to eating at the bar at Hooters in the afternoon when the waitresses haven’t yet compacted a shift’s worth of hatred, advertises itself as a relief for the unemployed, the first website to associate porn watching with joblessness. Combining an accessible girl-next-door vibe with original and harvested photos and [...]

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April 24, 2013
Bawdy Storytelling
El Cid, Hollywood
4212 W Sunset Blvd. Hollywood

April 25, 2013
29th Annual XRCO Awards
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