Anatomy of an Oil Orgy
Sometimes you need to turn turmoil into a big butt oil orgy.
Phoenix Marie
Last Call at the Hard Rock: An AVN 2020 Gallery
“It’s ironic that a bunch of porn girls are going to be hanging out at the Virgin Hotel next year.”
Let’s Pretend “Rabbit-Proof Fence” Is A Filthy Thing To Say And Apply It to This Interview with Australian Porn Star Angela Whte
Talking Internal Patriarchy Shots with Angela White
I Would Like A Cone Dipped in MILF, Please
As a pre-review aside, I want to thank the person who came up with the joke “My father always told me that, when you hear an ice cream truck jingle, it means that they don’t have any ice cream left.”
“Forsaken”: The Devil in Ash Hollywood
…(Ash Hollywood) is juicy and submissive in this role, ripe for unsettling things to happen to her…
I wanted “Batgirl XXX” to be more Extreme Associates and less Extreme Comixxx
In an attempt to please her inappropriately sexualized father, a woman is initiated into a dangerous business while in a questionable state of mind by two masked men who have sex with her. Perhaps “Batgirl XXX” is a metaphor for porn in general.
MontagFoto 7.30.12—Rain on the Scarecrow, Oil on the Carpet
When we talk about the hidden costs of pornography, no one ever brings up the carpets
“Training Day XXX” wins the Vadge of Dishonor
Nyomi Banxxx acts up a storm as a corrupt cop in “Training Day XXX,” but Tommy Gunn is about to learn the hard way not to brown-nose.
“Jaws XXX 3D”: Nice Quint
“Jaws XXX 3D” is at least as good as “Jaws 3D” and better than “Jaws 4.” In fact, “Jaws 4” made “Jaws 3” look like “Jaws 2.”
Adult Entertainment Expo: Similar voices, other rooms [video]
Gram Ponante’s probing questions and silky interview style make porn stars instantly comfortable answering original questions like “What is your favorite position?”
2012 Predictions from the Anal Oracle
Dead these 400 years, Nostradanus’s predictions still hold weight
MontagFoto 11.28.11—Life is made of moments, Kristina Rose
When Kristina Rose sticks up her middle finger, she’s sticking it up her vagina
When Kenny G murdered Mika Tan: Interview with a Villain
It is possible for adult humans to recognize the difference between entertainment and real-life violence.
Falling out of a tree with Dr. Suzy and Ryan Keely
Gram wonders how different his way is from the Bonobo Way, or from the Chicago Way, for that matter
Phoenix Marie makes it easy to follow the rules
One reason I’m glad the world has Phoenix Marie is that she’s all about the casual customer service; she doesn’t up the wattage artificially, nor does she make you do all the work. She just wants you to calm down and let her grind her ass into your crotch.
“Big Butt Cowgirl Pinups”: The Horses Wonder Who You Are
Megan Foxx reminds me of Sherilynn Fenn as Curley’s wife in “Of Mice And Men.” If I were a retarded Lenny, I would gladly asphyxiate a puppy for her.
“Malice in La La Land”: A Long Day’s Journey Down the Rabbit Hole
“Malice” might well be Sasha Grey’s last big feature for a while, now that she’s all famous and stuff, so, if not for the chance to see a dwarf or actual nipples (courtesy of Jesse Capelli and Mackenzee Pierce) in Jumbo’s Clown Room, see it for Sasha.
“Here Cums the President”: POTUS Interruptus*
This movie suggests that presidents George Washington, Franklin Roosevelt, John F. Kennedy, Lyndon B. Johnson, Richard Nixon, and Bill Clinton were unfaithful to their wives.
Skin care tips from pasty porn stars: By the pool in Vegas
Money is very difficult to find in the adult industry: prominent porn stars are working less and all major studios and publications have been worn down to skeleton staffs. So you’d better use your sunblock.
Phoenix Marie, the scorpion, and the tortoise
“I’ll let you touch my ass,” she might say, “but don’t put anything in there.” “Sure, sure,” you’d say. Later, she might say, “I see that you are fucking me in the ass.