“If any of these women appear in an anal scene in just one more movie, consumers will know their anuses haven’t been annihilated and will want their money back.”
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The Pornhumous Kiara Marie
I nearly stumbled over the near-naked and prone form of Kiara Marie, spilling out all over the stairs. We’ve all got to fall sometime.
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You know: That “Over the Toilet” look
Some people think that sex by the toilet is filthy; I say it’s practical. I mean, your parts are already out.
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Don’t beat yourself up, Mika Tan: Call the Gangbang Squad
The Gangbang Squad: They were coming to rob her house, but they stole her heart instead. (And also fucked her.)
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Pink Visual sues tubes, charges Canadians with vag overfishing
Sundown, you better take care, if I find you been uploading pirated content to those tube sites, there
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Here they come, the members of the “Gangbang Squad”
“We’re the wild boys walking down the street,” the B-52′s sang in 1990. “Wild boys and girls going out for a big time – any way we can.”
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Money goggles: ‘Teens for Cash 16′
Some porn films are creepier than others, and that takes some doing. The “Teens for Cash” series makes creepy fun.
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The Power of the Dawn of Man seduces you
If you are not familiar with this series from Pink Visual, it features scripted (but it’s easy to forget) vignettes of predatory couples prowling parking lots for innocent teens to debase. It feels real to me.
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FapMapping Los Angeles or: You can’t atone for biology
Today is Yom Kippur, the Jewish day of Atonement. And here you are reading a porn website. The conflict between what we are supposed to do and what we are compelled to do is very strong, so it is fitting on a day like this that we are introduced to Pink Visual’s FapMapper, a modified [...]
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Memoirs of a Gusher 5
Studio: Pink VisualDirector: variousCast: Sophie Dee, Katherine Lee, Carmella Santaigo, Jaime Tyler, Nikki Hilton Portions of this review also appeared on Fleshbot Remember the 1997 novel and 2005 Hollywood movie “Memoirs of a Geisha”? Well, this squirting movie has nothing to do with those works. Not only is the lone squirting Asian in the movie, [...]
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CNBC’s "Business of Pleasure" neither a hatchet job nor a sunbeam
While Vivid co-founder Steven Hirsch, Wicked Vice President Joy King, and Digital Playground’s Jesse Jane seem to be required by law to appear in every documentary about porn, CNBC’s “Business of Pleasure” was an expose I would feel comfortable showing to a journalism class. It was more fair and balanced than the past dozen or [...]
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Brazen And Unshaven
Studio: Pink VisualDirector: variousCast: Maria Bellucci, Hillary Scott, Vixen Vogel, Jocelyn Stone, Cindy Crawford, Annie Body Portions of this review also appeared on Fleshbot You know, it wasn’t too long ago that all sexy women were unshaven, so it is especially important for a title like this that these women also be brazen. And that [...]
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XBiz zeroes in on Vegas next week
I go to Las Vegas several times a year: for the AVN show in January, the pre-Christmas Ornament Sale in March, the Livestock Exhibition in August, and the Slaughtering of Magicians’ Rabbits And Pigeons in November, in which the Strip is shut down and the gutters run with blood. If I were a Hollywood douchebag, [...]
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"Operation Repo" looking for porn types
“Operation Repo,” a reality show following the exploits of a tight-knit repossession and recovery company in the San Fernando Valley, might be looking for porn stars. “We need people who can flip out on cue,” said Terry Tocantins, a casting director for the show. “People who can go to 60 in a half second when [...]
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Plant Your Wood is good for MILF Earth
Pink Visual’s Plant Your Wood is a five-scene DVD packaged in 50 percent recycled paper and printed with biodegradable soy inks. Not only that, one dollar from each DVD sale goes to Trees for the Future, an organization that plants ten trees for each dollar it gets. “Go Green” for a little pink and Plant [...]
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Cum Scene Investigation 5
Studio: Pink VisualDirector: Rico, Craig ValentineCast: India Summer, Leah Wilde, Peyton, Allison Pierce, Aaralyn Barra, Lexi Lamour, Ethan Cage, Jeremy, Jack Vegas Portions of this review also appeared on Fleshbot Perhaps this porn series cleaved harder to its non-porn inspiration in earlier incarnations, but for the life of me I can’t find a Gary Sinise [...]
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When is a sex party not an orgy?
Pink Visual, a company that makes porn that is low on production value but big on heart Pink Visual, while not investing in story and feelings The porn equivalent of getting a feeding tube inserted through your nostrils into your stomach, Pink Visual movies have never been accused of being high concept and exclusionary. And [...]
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Wittols: Cuckolds without the consequences
Are cuckolds the new milves? The niche in which men watch their spouses get taken – carnally! – by other men is ripe for pornic abuses. The term “cuckold” comes from the Middle English cokewold and refers to a cuckoo hen who lays her eggs in another’s nest. Cuckolding came to encompass both an adulterous [...]
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Today on Oprah
Contributor Eddie Adams reviewed Pink Visual’s Interracial Booty Patrol 5, starring “the mammoth-cocked Shane Diesel” (according to Diesel’s contract, he is required to introduce himself that way, even at church). Where Adams was fascinated by the cost-cutting efficiency of the multi-tasking “patrol,” I couldn’t get past the cover, which features a woman wearing an expression [...]
Interracial Booty Patrol, Volume 5
Studio: Pink VisualDirector:Cast: Shane Diesel, Envy, Cherry, Dana by Gram Ponante.com contributor Eddie Adams Citizens On Patrol I have to be honest, when I first saw the title for Pink Visual’s latest foray into porn perambulation, I thought it was needlessly elaborate and indicative of the method by which this country so often turns public [...]
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