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Beyond Stripperdom with Brooklyn Lee [interview]

January 23, 2012 Gram the Man 2

An interview with AVN Best New Starlet winner Brooklyn Lee

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I’ll be your Dream Warrior, Jennifer White: On the set of “A Wet Dream on Elm Street”

June 22, 2011 Gram the Man 5

Adding further insult to injury, I remember that nothing rhymes with Sabbath, but Rockin’ rhymes with Dokken.

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“Big Butt Cowgirl Pinups”: The Horses Wonder Who You Are

December 22, 2010 Gram the Man 1

Megan Foxx reminds me of Sherilynn Fenn as Curley’s wife in “Of Mice And Men.” If I were a retarded Lenny, I would gladly asphyxiate a puppy for her.

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Spin-ups: Strippers Down-Under Pull Tops Up-Over

July 20, 2010 Gram the Man 1

Spin-Ups is a wholesome-ish website that allows you to zoom in on 360-degree views of women AC/DC might have been thinking of when they sang “Whole Lotta Rosie.”

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Ava Rose: Last, butt not greased

June 19, 2009 Gram the Man 5

A while ago I attended the filming of a movie called (at least it was that day) Big Butt Oil Orgy….

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MyHi.com presents popshot-free working class titillation

May 5, 2009 Gram the Man 0

MyHi.com, which is the web equivalent to eating at the bar at Hooters in the afternoon when the waitresses haven’t yet compacted a shift’s worth […]

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Richard Kern unnecessarily validates Sinead

April 17, 2008 Gram the Man 2

Photographer Richard Kern is featured in a regular series of segments on Spike Jonze’s Brooklyn-based site VBS-TV. “Shot by Kern” is interesting for several reasons, […]

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Young Hollywood and the birth of the United States

March 21, 2008 Gram the Man 2

HBO’s “John Adams” miniseries is pretty compelling, though it inaccurately places the man who would become our second President at the scene of the Boston […]

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Satine Phoenix on three hours’ sleep or: By the time I get to Phoenix, she’ll be pissing

March 10, 2008 Gram the Man 3

I visited San Francisco for its Fetish Ball this weekend and spent one early morning following Satine Phoenix around the city on various adventures. Generally […]

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Kiss Attack (but not the Kiss Army)

March 3, 2008 Gram the Man 3

Carlos Batts has been making a movie that he calls “The Blade Runner of Porn,” Kiss Attack. “This is the movie I want to be […]

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Pinups PlusTM: Tiffany Price in Send It Down 2

May 1, 2007 Gram the Man 0

Once upon a time, when I took art classes and we would have a live model pose for us, I reasoned that if someone was […]

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