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Grace Kim isn’t easy, but the bass part is Or: How much is that Blondie in the window?

November 13, 2008 Gram the Man 0

While many porn fans lead double lives as anti-porn crusaders, an easier transition is made by those who spend hours surfing Internet porn and who […]

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Tera Patrick’s Twilight Zone

October 3, 2008 Gram the Man 0

“The couple should start by kissing each other as they normally do,” suggests Tera Patrick in her new Playboy TV instructional show, School of Sex. […]

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Savanna Samson 1988 Status Quo song, says 1982 Joe Jackson song

September 19, 2008 Gram the Man 4

Vivid contract performer Savanna Samson is the “cream of the crop” of the adult world, according to Steppin’ Out magazine, an east coast publication that […]

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Audrey Bitoni: JGrrl of the Year

July 9, 2008 Gram the Man 0

One of the cool opportunities for gracefully aging performers in the porn industry is to start one’s own company and keep your name alive by […]

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What is reality, really? Jandi Lin talks about Foursome

July 3, 2008 Gram the Man 2

Yesterday I wrote about Jandi Lin’s appearance on Playboy’s faux-reality show Foursome, and today Lin talks about the casting process, which underlines the fact that […]

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Jandi Lin is not a good Catholic

July 2, 2008 Gram the Man 0

Jandi Lin showed up on a recent episode of Playboy TV’s faux dating reality show “Foursome,” (airing Fridays) in which two men and two women […]

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Playboy’s mounting Canadians

April 9, 2008 Gram the Man 0

I talked with Danny Vegas (formerly Daniel Lenko), title character of Playboy’s The Boy Nexxt Door (the lack of three Xs should tip you off […]

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Eva Angelina – for no reason at all

November 28, 2007 Gram the Man 1

Eva Angelina is a guest on Playboy Radio (until 7 PST), but I thought I would show you the one picture in existence of a […]

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See The Taunting, then you drink

October 26, 2007 Gram the Man 0

In the center of Boardner’s courtyard was a fountain filled with dry ice and a huge candelabra dripping wax. I felt like I was at […]

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Gram Ponante launches iLick

June 28, 2007 Gram the Man 0

LOS ANGELES — Hot on the heels of Digital Playground and Playboy announcing that the companies had somehow found a way to transfer pornography to […]

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Hunters gather funds, but don’t hit lotto at grotto

April 24, 2007 Gram the Man 3

“I guess I knew it before,” Nicki Hunter said, “but it took cancer for me to realize how many friends I have.” Hunter might unwittingly […]

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Double the Nicki Hunter benefits next week

April 12, 2007 Gram the Man 0

There has been a large outpouring of love for Nicki Hunter in the past few months since the announcement that she is battling cancer. Two […]

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Look at this picture while you listen to Amber Peach

February 19, 2007 Gram the Man 0

Amber Peach, with a new set of photos that make her look less like Ellie Mae Clampett and more like someone trying to get into […]

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Playboy releases Asians Clutching at Underwear movie

February 12, 2007 Gram the Man 0

Director Bud Lee, whose Whoriental Sex Academy 4 was the first porn movie I’d ever seen being filmed, has released the sequel to his naughty […]

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Night of the Hunter

January 22, 2007 Gram the Man 0

Tod Hunter (seen here with Selena Silver) has been writing about Porn Valley since 1997, and is one of the only writers in the adult […]

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Scenes from the class struggle in Playboy’s Penthouse

November 29, 2006 Gram the Man 2

The letter from Playboy’s Home Entertainment Division that accompanied my copy of the three-DVD set Playboy After Dark read: “Grammy! Here is your sophisticated entertainment. […]

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