Breasts together, legs apart, with Erika, Erika, Erika Heart

Once upon a time, all you needed to see was the suggestion of a female-identified curve, whether it was buried in some underbrush, stuffed into a locker, or traveling toward you with a ruler in its fist, ready to yardsticking you into right-handedness. But now your discerning tastes require presentation. Do you think strippers came…

What is Faith Leon thinking? Part 1 of 1

A randomly-captured photo of Faith Leon from the movie Black Man’s Burden leaves me to wonder what she might have been thinking at that very moment. Here are some options off the top of my head: Is DirecTV really better than cable? Get out of your head, Meat That rug really tied the room together,…

"So I says to the guy, I says:"

This emancipated gimp was one of the many delights offered to visitors of Harry Mohney’s Erotic Heritage Museum. I rarely venture of the Strip while in Vegas (I am frightened by the natives and their rites), but this space is a delight for any consumer or scholar of sex culture. Clearly a labor of love,…

Porn stars get iambic at Erotic Heritage Museum

Vanessa Blue and the Punany Poets will be hosting a low-key affair on Friday night that I believe will be a welcome alternative to the bass-thumping bouncer-greasing shenanigans going on a block away on the Strip, and will give fans the chance to actually meet porn stars. The Erotic Heritage Museum is celebrating the opening…

Account of a Visit from Federal Agents

was the night before Christmas, and I was forlorn Ne’r a vibrator whirring in the Valley of Porn; The studios closed reluctantly down, For fear that girls’ parents had flown into town; The day so beloved of all Christian saints, Found trannys’ surprises tucked under their taints, And I in my tube socks, and you…

Pirates 2 contest reaches wailing climax

I received several excellent ropey lyrical volleys for the Pirates 2 contest, leading me to think we should have a contest every month around here. The challenge was to write a poem inspired by Pirates 2, the same way Madonna wrote songs inspired by the film Dick Tracy. Yes, exactly like that. There were limericks…

Wonderland

It’s not tough jamming literary themes into porn. Fucking someone on meth brings new life to the line “you have but slumbered here.”