Donald Trump: Apprentice Creep
Who’s worse than a creep? Someone trying too hard to be a creep.
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Romney Walks Back “Lesbians Are Sinners” Comments
‘With fingers, toys, and tongues hard at work, these ladies will always succumb to the sins of lesbians,’ it says right here. Always, my friends.
Exposed Weiner: Did you want a medal?
Who would do such a thing if he didn’t want to be congratulated for it?
Does being a cad affect the ability to lead?
When he suggested she terminate her pregnancy, she heard “Terminator Pregnancy” and was like: Awesome.
Porn emerges in Ca. Governor’s race – finally
If Meg Whitman can find a way to make money from porn on the Internet, I think we should vote for her. And Steve Poizner can get the hookers.
Sarah Palin continues to be drilled or: The Devine Sarah Paelin
For some reason things didn’t seem shocking to me until I saw an Obama stand-in back in late October. I quickly desensitized myself, but this week was shocked anew to receive these pictures of Raquel Devine in Stoney Curtis’ “Fuck My Mom and Me #9.”
Could Jazella be the next De’Bella?
Jazella Moore, pornstress wife of the small-town Florida city manager who was fired when her occupation was discovered, will be in Los Angeles from August […]
Intrigue: Stormy’s political advisor hit with car bomb
What appears to have been a bomb destroyed the vehicle of Brian Welsh, political advisor to Stormy Daniels, in New Orleans Monday. Daniels, whom I […]
Stormy Daniels wins key endorsement
Following weeks of private reflection and prayer, I heartily endorse Mrs. Stormy Daniels as the next junior Senator from the Great State of Louisiana. “I […]
Madison Young assimilates AVN red carpet
One of these things is not like the other – and that’s OK. When Madison Young walked the AVN Awards red carpet with other members […]
What the Obama presidency means to the adult industry
Hint: Think Milves. As America’s Beloved Porn JournalistTM, I am often asked how Barack Obama’s administration will deal with the adult industry. And I reply […]
Sarah Palin porn: Is it all over but the shipping and handling?
Erection 2008, the venture capital-funded Sarah Palin/Barack Obama porn spoof I watched being filmed last week, is available in DVD form “for a limited time” […]
He said "Poll Inspector"
Election Day 2008, 12:29 a.m. In a few hours I will be setting up a polling location somewhere in Los Angeles County and will remain […]
Did he just say "Bush"?
Previously on Porn Valley Observed: McCain to take the world in love embrace at Sturgis rally
Lexi Belle: But is it art?
I get a lot of requests to write something – anything – about Lexi Belle, who is from “the South” and Cute As Hell. “The […]
Nailin’ Paylin for America
If Barack Obama had hot daughters of legal age and if Michelle Obama were thicker, would Hustler be speed-releasing a movie called “Baby Got Barack”? […]
Obama on orgasm donations: I’d much rather have the money
Destin Gerek, a San Francisco-based Certified Somatic Sexologist and self-proclaimed “Erotic Rockstar”* is raising awareness and erectile tissue for his presidential contender of choice by […]
McCain campaign considers Hillary Scott’s mom
Details magazine thoughtfully provided a list of ten women in politics who it thought were hotter than Vice Presidential nominee Sarah Palin. Clockwise from right […]
Excuse Movie of the Week: Hearts And Minds II
“Beyond courage, beyond honor, we find our hearts and minds.” Thus begins the boxcover copy for New Sensations’ sequel to Hearts & Minds, starring Ashlynn […]
Republicans get smart on alternative childbirth
I realized Friday’s post about faked miscarriages should be called Happy (False) Labor Day, but we all need to move on in light of this […]