MontagFoto 9.20.10

Today is Madison Young’s 30th birthday. This is hard to believe, as her pornographic zeal seems like that of someone much older or much younger, but she is doubtless spending today embarking on a Cause. “I feel very satisfied with [my 20s] and [am] ready to make waves in my 30s,” said Young. Young is…

Abby Winters’ Intimate Moods: Now with a duck

Australia’s Abby Winters Pornographic Concern again presents a vaguely-titled study in corn-(or whatever grains they eat over there)fed women masturbating while bird sound effects co-mingle with their sploshing and grunting: “Intimate Moods.” As you know, I’m into beaks, so naturally I tore into this DVD when I saw the duck on the cover. Needless to…

Layover

Studio: Abigail Productions Director: Madison Young Cast: Selina Raven, Jiz Lee, Trouble Royale, Sadie Lune, Penny Play, Tina Horn, Pepper, Anja As a pornthropologist, I am fascinated by the habits of lesbians. Their rituals and socialization can tell us a lot about ourselves, I think, in that they also cook dinner, wear clothing, and walk,…

Livingston Taylor at the Wombat Room

Lou-Ellyn is not dead; she’s just bored with the title of the movie she’s in. I reviewed Abby Winters.com’s masturbation epic Intimate Temptations for the website Fleshbot and can’t stop thinking about it. What kind of name for a porn movie is Intimate Temptations? It sounds like a cookie store at the mall. A porn…

Abby Winters: Oi my aching back

I imagine the women of Australia’s Abby Winters studio blithely masturbating themselves into a Girls Only/sex positive stupor as outside dingos eat their babies and Jane Campion lurks with a camera, trying to capture them peeing. But I had trouble with the boxcover copy for their latest movie, Real Girls, Real Orgasms: Twelve Australian amateur…

When adultery isn’t exciting

You know that their hearts aren’t in it when they kiss in that lip-smacking way. If you were a baby and someone kissed you on the ear that way, the way European porn lesbians kiss each other on the lips, you would avoid that person. You would think, “That person sounds when she kisses like…

Location, location, location: Strap-on Club vs. Strap-on Motel

Like Groucho Marx, I would not belong to a club that would have me as a member, especially a Strap-on Club, in which a paranoid and micromanaging Shy Love sends mixed messages to her employees. But these are porn lesbians, whereas London and Dylan Ryan, the protagonists of Maria Beatty’s Strap-on Motel, are real lesbians…

Girls Loving Girls (but filmed by girl-loving guys)

Just today I learned definitively, despite the direct and contradicting quote from its star, that the story behind a celebrity sex tape I’d reviewed was a fib. “Does the story even matter?” sputtered the celebrity’s handlers. “Yes, in that people will buy an otherwise unremarkable DVD because of the story you used to sell it,”…

Girls Loving Girls – mini review

Studio: Abby WintersDirector: ?Cast: Jamie Lee, Em, Violet Review by special correspondent Larry Smathers This chick-on-chick flick comes from Australia and is produced by Abby Winters who runs a site featuring young well-scrubbed Aussie girls, all of whom frolic together like they’ve just come back from a volleyball match with the Indigo Girls. This is…