AHF vs. AIM: What does winning look like?
If it were a boxing match (and it is) the media savvy and attention-hungry AIDS Healthcare Foundation (AHF) would have won the round
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Court: Downloading SheMales might get you more than you bargained for
300 scurvy shemale-downloading porn pirates know all there is to know about the crying game now that they found their objects of affection packing both […]
Give me all your squirting or: When ZZ Top met “Priscilla, Queen of the Desert”
If it were Tanya Tate and Deauxma getting out of that ’34 Ford rather than ZZ Top, perhaps I would have made my nanny buy me the “Eliminator” album
Turn It Off!: George C. Scott in “Hardcore”
“Hardcore” really is like a Porn Valley Chamber of Commerce pamphlet brought to life. But could it be too magical?
Holly Sampson: Tiger’s Wonder Years
Will Holly Sampson play herself in the upcoming slew of Tiger Woods porn parodies?
Necrophilia, “Jaws,” crack whores, and the girlfriend experience
Denise is a Las Vegas hooker whose cold, lifeless eyes remind me of what Quint says about the shark in “Jaws.”
What we can learn from "The Barbary Coast"
Recently I finished Herbert Asbury’s 1939 book “The Barbary Coast: An Informal History of the San Francisco Underworld,” and it gave me an idea about […]
Westward Ho or: The Frog Pimps
I am reading an excellent book by “Gangs of New York” author Herbert Asbury called “The Barbary Coast: An Informal History of the San Francisco […]
If you want to be Hollie Stevens, be Hollie Stevens
Hollie Stevens is one of my favorite porn performers. Why? Because she really makes me think. On a trip to San Francisco this week, Stevens […]
Voting open for NightMoves Awards, with autumn closing in
So close to the Porn Valley mentality is the city of Tampa that a street bearing its name runs straight through Northridge. That is why […]
Professional johns review "The Girlfriend Experience"
No matter how you slice it, Sasha Grey comes out the winner regardless of how Steven Soderbergh’s “The Girlfriend Experience” is reviewed. Shot on the […]
Sex workers like bacon, can operate in small spaces
Activist and former sex worker (to me, she will always be a sex worker) Audacia Ray put together a public service announcement from this month’s […]
Stormy Daniels wins key endorsement
Following weeks of private reflection and prayer, I heartily endorse Mrs. Stormy Daniels as the next junior Senator from the Great State of Louisiana. “I […]
Crack Whore Confessions now available from Samuel French
A while ago I watched the movie Crack Whore Confessions 3 and I have been haunted, I tell you, by the imagery. Scroll down to […]
"Crack Whore Confessions": Heeeeeeere’s Edie!
Usually I forget porn I watch moments after I watch it, unless it is very bad, very good, or very different. The “Crack Whore Confessions” […]
Hollie Stevens is my whore
More than a year ago I asked readers to please help me with a problem I was having. When writing about prostitution, I said, I […]
This Brothel Life: Booty is only part of it
I’ve been to a few brothels in my callow youth and I have never, ever seen one that looks like the kind that are depicted […]
Sunny Lane in the spirit world or: Every picture doesn’t necessarily tell a story
I don’t expect Dennis Hof of the Moonlite Bunny Ranch to remember me, even if I’ve eaten In-n-Out Burgers with him and met him several […]
Street Walkers
“…Because she liked them so much she fucked them without condoms, it is easy to see why afterward she massages their semen into her buttocks.”
2008 in Review: Books about Sex with Strings Attached
No tampon or puppet-fucking jokes, please As you can tell from my lack of command of basic English grammar, I don’t read much. And when […]