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Selkie of the Faroes

The Pubic Status of Public Statues: Five Rock-Hard Nudes

October 13, 2020 Gram the Man 0

Who says revisionist mythology can’t be progressive and pubeless at the same time?

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Nadine Sage is not just some pubic hair, damn it

September 25, 2013 Gram the Man 1

In which I use the term “bulbourethral.”

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Shakespeare scholars wonder if Juliet played with her pubes, too

July 16, 2013 Gram the Man 0

If Juliet is the Sun, don’t forget about the pube clouds, there, Shakespeare

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The 2011 Ropey Volley Awards: Movies of the Year

December 28, 2011 Gram the Man 4

Each year I recognize the people, movies, and events that made a difference to me in the porn world. These are the 2011 Ropey Volley Awards for Movies of the Year.

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WHO: Pube renaissance will lead to decreased birthrate

June 1, 2011 Gram the Man 10

“…the date is fast approaching when males who have only seen shaved pubic areas in porn videos will want to start families, and won’t have a clue where to begin.”

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“Bush”: I’m starting to feel vertically integrated

April 29, 2011 Gram the Man 0

What is it about Elegant Angel’s new “Bush” movie that makes me think of an American Apparel campaign to sell merkins?

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Laura Doone, hair pie Or: Hairetics of Doone

August 4, 2009 Gram the Man 0

This mound of Laura Doone is essentially one of their stock vaginas (which is not how I refer to the ladies in my swingers’ commune) with hair on it.

Two Decades of this Ridiculousness

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