All that uncertainty is right there in the photo. It is as if all the Doobies had watched their daughters go black and were shaken by the experience.

Gram extols the educational benefits of watching porn movies involving teachers

Because there’s more than one way women can get ropey volleys lobbed across their faces and necks

Ashli Orion as Young Edna Garrett reacts to the complex series of emotions stirred by the arrival of Yeastland’s milkman, Delroy, played by Lee Bang

I give the porn industry maybe three more weeks until it becomes completely mainstream. That is why I am pursuing basic cable deals, because that’s where the real money is.

Angel raps in a way that suggests Sir Mix-a-Lot got married to the Waitresses and begat Sarah Silverman.

“We’re the wild boys walking down the street,” the B-52′s sang in 1990. “Wild boys and girls going out for a big time – any way we can.”

Thus, the boxcover of “Oh No! There’s A Negro in My Mom 4″ states “Now with blacker Negroes!”

We’ve talked about MILF definitions before, but I forget that my site currently lacks search capabilities, so new readers might not be apprised of the generous dollops of scholarship and opinion longtime readers have provided. There are many definitions of MILF and, while we strive for standardization, we must consider two important variables: Are we [...]

I will be speaking at the International Conference on Creampies and the Fisting Arts (ICCFA) next week at the Hague and have brought some visual aids. My keynote, “Eat My Dick: A Gestaltist Perspective” focuses on the way certain niches are presented in boxcovers and the implicit assumptions made about the intended audience. For example, [...]

Porn Valley is a cornucopia of tastes and smells, almost all water-based and pthalate-free. But what does the America’s Beloved Porn Journalist on a Budget do when he’s got four sets to cover in a day but doesn’t want to be limited to fast food? He eats what the porn stars eat. Like their better-financed [...]

As you know, the Journal of Invented Statistics reported that 97.3 percent of DVD sales came as a result of boxcover photos alone. That is why each boxcover must pack in as much information as possible. Chatsworth Pictures’ I Can’t Believe You Sucked A Negro 3 tells us several things right off the gat, as [...]

“You could say this splurge is a result of a negro’s splooge,” I said to the Zacatecan migrant worker who lashed the 12-ft. spruce to my Hummer 3. He smiled mysteriously.

As America’s Beloved Porn Journalist of Color, I was honored to be invited to the set of XPlay’s Not the Cosby Show XXX, one of the biggest-budget mainstream interracial porn movies consumers will see. But despite the expense and the craft services provided by Panda Express, I am here to tell you that depictions of [...]