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“Next Friday,” I’m in love: That’s right—I shoved a Cure reference into an interracial porn movie. Why? Because it’s my goddamn site, is why

You don’t have to be familiar with the Ice Cube/Chris Tucker source material to enjoy the living shit out of this “Official” parody. You only need to know that Ice Cube and Chris Tucker were in it.

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Boxcover of the Week: Watching My Daughter Go Doobie

All that uncertainty is right there in the photo. It is as if all the Doobies had watched their daughters go black and were shaken by the experience.

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Gram extols the educational benefits of watching porn movies involving teachers

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A “Shaft” in which everyone gets exploited equally

It was when Shaft sampled Bangkok that I felt the racial divide between us evaporating.

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The 2010 Ropey Volley Awards—Movies of the Year

Because there’s more than one way women can get ropey volleys lobbed across their faces and necks

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Porn parody boldly tackles race, dairy

Ashli Orion as Young Edna Garrett reacts to the complex series of emotions stirred by the arrival of Yeastland’s milkman, Delroy, played by Lee Bang

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Ass-Cube: the “Friday” parody

As a Black Man, I am happy to report that each of the female castmembers is a fine-ass bitch.

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New on Lifetime: “Superslut ‘n’ Sophie”

I give the porn industry maybe three more weeks until it becomes completely mainstream. That is why I am pursuing basic cable deals, because that’s where the real money is.

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Inside/Outside: The Darkness within Joanna Angel

Angel raps in a way that suggests Sir Mix-a-Lot got married to the Waitresses and begat Sarah Silverman.

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Shall I eat A. Peach? or: The Love Song of Mandingo

In the room the women come and go, Talking of Mandingo

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Here they come, the members of the “Gangbang Squad”

“We’re the wild boys walking down the street,” the B-52′s sang in 1990. “Wild boys and girls going out for a big time – any way we can.”

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Cuckold customer service or: El Negro and the damage done

Thus, the boxcover of “Oh No! There’s A Negro in My Mom 4″ states “Now with blacker Negroes!”

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Cuckold customer service or: El Negro and the damage done

Now more than ever, adult companies must respond to the demands of a consumer base increasingly tempted by free porn. I talked with Chatsworth Pictures founders and directors Grip and Cram Johnson, the creative team behind such titles as “Cuckold MILFs,” “Mandinka Parties” and, most recently, “Oh No! There’s A Negro in My Mom 4.” [...]

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What makes a MILF? A new wrinkle

We’ve talked about MILF definitions before, but I forget that my site currently lacks search capabilities, so new readers might not be apprised of the generous dollops of scholarship and opinion longtime readers have provided. There are many definitions of MILF and, while we strive for standardization, we must consider two important variables: Are we [...]

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Asians, teens, and interracial porn: What boxcovers tells us about the audience

I will be speaking at the International Conference on Creampies and the Fisting Arts (ICCFA) next week at the Hague and have brought some visual aids. My keynote, “Eat My Dick: A Gestaltist Perspective” focuses on the way certain niches are presented in boxcovers and the implicit assumptions made about the intended audience. For example, [...]

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What is Faith Leon thinking? Part 1 of 1

A randomly-captured photo of Faith Leon from the movie Black Man’s Burden leaves me to wonder what she might have been thinking at that very moment. Here are some options off the top of my head: Is DirecTV really better than cable? Get out of your head, Meat That rug really tied the room together, [...]

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Eating out your way across Porn Valley

Porn Valley is a cornucopia of tastes and smells, almost all water-based and pthalate-free. But what does the America’s Beloved Porn Journalist on a Budget do when he’s got four sets to cover in a day but doesn’t want to be limited to fast food? He eats what the porn stars eat. Like their better-financed [...]

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Boxcover of the Week: I Can’t Believe You Sucked A Negro 3

As you know, the Journal of Invented Statistics reported that 97.3 percent of DVD sales came as a result of boxcover photos alone. That is why each boxcover must pack in as much information as possible. Chatsworth Pictures’ I Can’t Believe You Sucked A Negro 3 tells us several things right off the gat, as [...]

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Lex lets you know you’re inadequate

I have always found Lexington Steele to be both humble and confident. He has no need to beat you over the head with anything. And that’s probably for the best. But, just in case you forgot, Steele tells you in his point-of-view movie Nightstick 5, in which he services Nadia Styles,Cassidy Clay, Sabara, Katie Cummings, [...]

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Gram’s Christmas Miracle

“You could say this splurge is a result of a negro’s splooge,” I said to the Zacatecan migrant worker who lashed the 12-ft. spruce to my Hummer 3. He smiled mysteriously.

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  • Madison Chandler Confesses, But She’s No “Co-Ed” June 18, 2013
    It should be noted that, like the worst-offending MILF movies, not once does North Carolina's Madison Chandler identify herself as a college student in "Confessions of A Co-Ed." […]
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  • Shoplifting With Sierra Day: Scofflaw June 17, 2013
    In "Barely Legal 135," the affable but lawbreaking Sierra Day shoplifts some 6-inch heels and intrepid floorwalker Evan Stone, dressed as a gorilla, nabs her. OH AND THEN HE NABS HER. […]
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April 24, 2013
Bawdy Storytelling
El Cid, Hollywood
4212 W Sunset Blvd. Hollywood

April 25, 2013
29th Annual XRCO Awards
SupperClub, 6675 Hollywood Blvd.
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