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We Shall Overcome (on your face): On the set of “Not the Cosby Show XXX” pt. I

August 19, 2020 Gram the Man 1

I don’t think the word “black” was used once.

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“Next Friday,” I’m in love: That’s right—I shoved a Cure reference into an interracial porn movie. Why? Because it’s my goddamn site, is why

December 28, 2012 Gram the Man 0

You don’t have to be familiar with the Ice Cube/Chris Tucker source material to enjoy the living shit out of this “Official” parody. You only need to know that Ice Cube and Chris Tucker were in it.

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Boxcover of the Week: Watching My Daughter Go Doobie

June 27, 2011 Gram the Man 2

All that uncertainty is right there in the photo. It is as if all the Doobies had watched their daughters go black and were shaken by the experience.

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MontagFoto 3.28.11

March 28, 2011 Gram the Man 3

Gram extols the educational benefits of watching porn movies involving teachers

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A “Shaft” in which everyone gets exploited equally

February 25, 2011 Gram the Man 5

It was when Shaft sampled Bangkok that I felt the racial divide between us evaporating.

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The 2010 Ropey Volley Awards—Movies of the Year

December 29, 2010 Gram the Man 3

Because there’s more than one way women can get ropey volleys lobbed across their faces and necks

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Porn parody boldly tackles race, dairy

December 1, 2010 Gram the Man 10

Ashli Orion as Young Edna Garrett reacts to the complex series of emotions stirred by the arrival of Yeastland’s milkman, Delroy, played by Lee Bang

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Ass-Cube: the “Friday” parody

July 30, 2010 Gram the Man 0

As a Black Man, I am happy to report that each of the female castmembers is a fine-ass bitch.

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New on Lifetime: “Superslut ‘n’ Sophie”

May 14, 2010 Gram the Man 2

I give the porn industry maybe three more weeks until it becomes completely mainstream. That is why I am pursuing basic cable deals, because that’s where the real money is.

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Inside/Outside: The Darkness within Joanna Angel

April 30, 2010 Gram the Man 2

Angel raps in a way that suggests Sir Mix-a-Lot got married to the Waitresses and begat Sarah Silverman.

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Shall I eat A. Peach? or: The Love Song of Mandingo

April 21, 2010 Gram the Man 3

In the room the women come and go, Talking of Mandingo

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Here they come, the members of the “Gangbang Squad”

January 28, 2010 Gram the Man 2

“We’re the wild boys walking down the street,” the B-52’s sang in 1990. “Wild boys and girls going out for a big time – any way we can.”

Cuckold customer service or: El Negro and the damage done

November 4, 2009 Gram the Man 1

Thus, the boxcover of “Oh No! There’s A Negro in My Mom 4” states “Now with blacker Negroes!”

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Cuckold customer service or: El Negro and the damage done

October 23, 2009 Gram the Man 2

Now more than ever, adult companies must respond to the demands of a consumer base increasingly tempted by free porn. I talked with Chatsworth Pictures […]

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What makes a MILF? A new wrinkle

October 1, 2009 Gram the Man 3

We’ve talked about MILF definitions before, but I forget that my site currently lacks search capabilities, so new readers might not be apprised of the […]

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Asians, teens, and interracial porn: What boxcovers tells us about the audience

June 16, 2009 Gram the Man 2

I will be speaking at the International Conference on Creampies and the Fisting Arts (ICCFA) next week at the Hague and have brought some visual […]

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What is Faith Leon thinking? Part 1 of 1

March 25, 2009 Gram the Man 10

A randomly-captured photo of Faith Leon from the movie Black Man’s Burden leaves me to wonder what she might have been thinking at that very […]

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Eating out your way across Porn Valley

March 10, 2009 Gram the Man 0

Porn Valley is a cornucopia of tastes and smells, almost all water-based and pthalate-free. But what does the America’s Beloved Porn Journalist on a Budget […]

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Boxcover of the Week: I Can’t Believe You Sucked A Negro 3

February 6, 2009 Gram the Man 1

As you know, the Journal of Invented Statistics reported that 97.3 percent of DVD sales came as a result of boxcover photos alone. That is […]

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Lex lets you know you’re inadequate

December 23, 2008 Gram the Man 0

I have always found Lexington Steele to be both humble and confident. He has no need to beat you over the head with anything. And […]

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