Contributor Eddie Adams reviewed Pink Visual’s Interracial Booty Patrol 5, starring “the mammoth-cocked Shane Diesel” (according to Diesel’s contract, he is required to introduce himself that way, even at church). Where Adams was fascinated by the cost-cutting efficiency of the multi-tasking “patrol,” I couldn’t get past the cover, which features a woman wearing an expression [...]

Studio: Pink VisualDirector:Cast: Shane Diesel, Envy, Cherry, Dana by Gram Ponante.com contributor Eddie Adams Citizens On Patrol I have to be honest, when I first saw the title for Pink Visual’s latest foray into porn perambulation, I thought it was needlessly elaborate and indicative of the method by which this country so often turns public [...]

I sure like that Aiden Starr. Why? I guess it’s because she makes me feel tall. Because she is 4’11″, Starr is often cast as a teen, and that is ostensibly why she stars in the movie My Daughter Went Black And Never Came Back. Unfortunately, Starr’s scene (with the performer Julius) mentions nothing about [...]

Director Lynn LeMay has released Booty Call, in which three white amputees have sex with some black dudes. The boxcover features two women whose legs were cut off at the thighs flanking another whose right hand is being devoured by the 20th letter of the alphabet. “I wanted to leave the audience wanting more, ” [...]

As you know, I am a tremendously sexual person. Sometimes I’m not even allowed to board planes. So it is not in my chemical makeup, in general, to question what in a lady a man or another woman might find attractive. Feet? The Ass? Legs? Her brain? Nothing is off limits in my pan-sexual worldview. [...]

…especially if you add the “7″. Side note: If you spell out the initials, the word you get is “Ilibadima 7″. That either sounds like De’Bella’s mom or someone left out of “Purple Rain”. Previously: “This nipple’s not going to lick itself”; I Love Black Dick 3; Pull My DaisySee also: Metro Interactive

I thought for a second that she was giving birth and that the child was exiting the way Superman flies.

Yoko Ono, not me, said “Woman is the nigger of the world“. She was referring, of course, to the second-class status we give ladies in exchange for Dirtpipe Milkshakes. This theory is borne out, alas, in Mercenary’s Black Reign 11. Here is the stunning Desiree Diamond. What is she forced to do? Lick her own [...]

Here’s Gwen Diamond from the set of Black Dicks in White Chicks #14, also starring Sophie Dee and Adrianna Nicole. Right off, the question “What makes Diamond walk this way?” occurs, and the obvious answer would be “Why, Black Dick, of course.” But Diamond had not yet encountered Black Dick when this photo was taken. [...]

The tearjerking “Everyone is a winner” Superbowl ad, celebrating the fact that for the first time there were two African-American coaches, got me to wondering if the porn world, too, had its own useless version of self-conscious political correctness. Well, the answer arrived in the (dead white) mail this morning. Not only do these Gangsta [...]

Day One: Hollywood Across the street from the chrysanthemum warehouse where the Dutch starlet Terri Summers is about to get what’s coming on her is the casting studio of a man who once played the voice of Papa Smurf. How do I know? Gram knows™ . Summers is in a large room of the the [...]