Gram’s Christmas Miracle
“You could say this splurge is a result of a negro’s splooge,” I said to the Zacatecan migrant worker who lashed the 12-ft. spruce to my Hummer 3. He smiled mysteriously.
“race movies”
Today on Oprah
Contributor Eddie Adams reviewed Pink Visual’s Interracial Booty Patrol 5, starring “the mammoth-cocked Shane Diesel” (according to Diesel’s contract, he is required to introduce himself […]
Interracial Booty Patrol, Volume 5
Studio: Pink VisualDirector:Cast: Shane Diesel, Envy, Cherry, Dana by Gram Ponante.com contributor Eddie Adams Citizens On Patrol I have to be honest, when I first […]
Opportunity knocks for Brian Pumper, grandmother
I’m not saying it’s fair, but the world is so arranged that white women, found in ample numbers in many parts of the world, are […]
Guess who’s coming to dinner on Aiden Starr’s face?
I sure like that Aiden Starr. Why? I guess it’s because she makes me feel tall. Because she is 4’11”, Starr is often cast as […]
Lynn LeMay releases interracial amputee title
Director Lynn LeMay has released Booty Call, in which three white amputees have sex with some black dudes. The boxcover features two women whose legs […]
Lex launches latest load litany, lensing lipward-lofting love loogies
Because it contains no impurities and because I only have sex in wind tunnels, my semen is as white as the Virgin Mary’s veneers. Because […]
Why is this man staring at Amber Rayne’s shoulder?
As you know, I am a tremendously sexual person. Sometimes I’m not even allowed to board planes. So it is not in my chemical makeup, […]
I dare you to walk into Starbucks and say this
…especially if you add the “7”. Side note: If you spell out the initials, the word you get is “Ilibadima 7”. That either sounds like […]
New Porn Daily: A new parishioner is born in the Ghetto
There are those who feel that race and class-based porn is wrongheaded, but I am sure that they, like me, will be reassured now that […]
I <3 Suckable
I thought for a second that she was giving birth and that the child was exiting the way Superman flies.
"This nipple’s not going to lick itself."
Yoko Ono, not me, said “Woman is the nigger of the world“. She was referring, of course, to the second-class status we give ladies in […]
I Love Black Dick 3
Speaking of Chelsie Rae and Stanley Kubrick movies, Sin City today releases Rae’s directorial debut, I Love Black Dick 3, which is not about Scatman […]
To walk like Gwen Diamond
Here’s Gwen Diamond from the set of Black Dicks in White Chicks #14, also starring Sophie Dee and Adrianna Nicole. Right off, the question “What […]
February is Black History Month in Porn Valley, too
The tearjerking “Everyone is a winner” Superbowl ad, celebrating the fact that for the first time there were two African-American coaches, got me to wondering […]
Why I love the theatre
Here is a still from Asia Noir 5. When I go to see The Departed, that’s the theatre I want to see it in. It […]
Stop A Second – I’ve Got You in My Eye: Smash Pictures’ “Six in Me”
Day One: Hollywood Across the street from the chrysanthemum warehouse where the Dutch starlet Terri Summers is about to get what’s coming on her is […]