Gram’s Dirty Dozen of 2013
Gram’s Dirty Dozen of 2013 (powered by Gamelink)
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Greetings from California: “Mother & Daughter Cocksucking Contest 2”
When she says “Fuck your dad,” you see, she does not actually mean “fuck your dad.”
Fellatio for the Fourth: An Historical Perspective
We know that at one point Thomas Jefferson had to have said to Sally Hemmings, “I’m going to Course of Events all over your face.”
There is more than a chance that Alex Chance is the girl next door
…there is room in porn for women who look intriguingly—but not quite wholesomely—non-porny when the heels come off
Stormy Daniels: Hookers can be duplicitous [review]
Suspend your disbelief for a moment and try to imagine a world in which prostitutes can be unethical
“Killer Bodies”: Tori Black is an army of one
What do you really know about the professions of thuggery and mind control? Maybe those people naturally have sex all the time.
“Bush”: I’m starting to feel vertically integrated
What is it about Elegant Angel’s new “Bush” movie that makes me think of an American Apparel campaign to sell merkins?
You can’t put a laugh track on genius: “The Facts of Life XXX”
“The Facts of Life” was the first porn movie I wrote and directed. Yet it wasn’t even the first porn parody of the 80’s sitcom that made Mindy Cohn a household name.
Neither Jethro Tull nor 38 Special expected this “Teacher” (but maybe The Police did)
I totally want to teach at a community college now.
Ponante shocked, pleased with “Facts of Life XXX” Academy Award nominations
“When I heard Gabourey Sidibe announce my name at 6 this morning, I almost shat,” said Ponante
2011’s first porn: It involves naked women
It would be intellectually lazy to extrapolate from a single, six-scene all-girl DVD what all porn will look like in 2011.
“Big Butt Cowgirl Pinups”: The Horses Wonder Who You Are
Megan Foxx reminds me of Sherilynn Fenn as Curley’s wife in “Of Mice And Men.” If I were a retarded Lenny, I would gladly asphyxiate a puppy for her.
Porn parody boldly tackles race, dairy
Ashli Orion as Young Edna Garrett reacts to the complex series of emotions stirred by the arrival of Yeastland’s milkman, Delroy, played by Lee Bang
“Sanatorium”: In the desert, you can remember you’re Tabitha Stevens
Does pornography need to be a searing critique of the porn industry in order to be respected? It’s worth a shot!
“To Catch a Predator XXX – MILFS Get Busted”: So Good I Didn’t Think It Was A Porn Parody
Rosano’s deadpan delivery of Quasar’s very funny script, referencing everything from Ewoks to the Egg Council, is a perfect example of how to be clever and do a porn movie at the same time
Drain Your Balls before Supper: “It’s A Mommy Thing! 5”
“Did you know that it’s unhealthy for you not to drain your balls?” asks Sky Taylor. Sadly, her appointment as Surgeon General was stalled.