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Nice Day for A White Wedding: A “Marriage 2.0” Shoot Diary

March 29, 2016 Gram the Man 2

Hot To Stop Worrying And Love San Francisco Polyamory

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Porn Star Birthdays—Virgins, Ingenues, And Contract Stars

May 22, 2013 Gram the Man 1

Gram Ponante wishes a happy birthday this week to Annabel Chong, Satine Phoenix, Mallory Rae Murphy, Briana Banks, Alexis Texas, and Casey Parker

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MontagFoto 4.15.13—A Tax (dat ass) Day Audit

April 15, 2013 Gram the Man 0

Did I really have some pre-planned post for Tax Day? No.

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Spunk & White: “The Elements of Desire”

September 24, 2012 Gram the Man 3

Keep reminding yourself that “Elements of Desire” is 19 years old.

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MontagFoto 10.11.10

October 11, 2010 Gram the Man 0

Because you never know when you’re going to get short.

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Of “Seven Deadly Sins,” only a couple seemed worth it

August 28, 2010 Gram the Man 2

Because really, if there’s a cumshot in the scene, it’s Lust.

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Workingman’s Gunn

May 13, 2008 Gram the Man 2

Today is Tommy Gunn’s birthday. You might say, “Grams, I only visit your site for the trannies, MILFs, and Satan – why confuse things by […]

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Untitled Briana Banks project

March 16, 2006 Gram the Man 1

Briana Banks, the Vivid Girl described as “Jenna Jameson’s slutty younger sister”, volunteered for the chance to do things Vivid girls don’t normally do (like, […]

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“Control” and “Donkey Punch”

February 3, 2006 Gram the Man 0

One would be wrong, but it would be reasonable to assume that after a long day in the porn mines, my main squeeze and I […]

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“Kinky Sex” party or: Bring me the Ass of Lori Alexia

August 5, 2005 Gram the Man 0

I went to the Simon Wolf Kinky Sex party last night and I must tell you that the Rokbar kicks fucking ass. Excellent music and […]

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Know when to walk away

July 19, 2005 Gram the Man 0

I only hope that Kenny Rogers, The Gambler himself, will be there, slaughtering chickens in the lobby.

Two Decades of this Ridiculousness

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