Evil Angel Asks: How Do You Solve A Problem Like Alexis Texas?
…just imagine what a bunch of porn directors will do when considering the pliant, spongy form of Alexis Texas.
Rocco Reed
“Buffy XXX” is a Hershey Highway to the Hellmouth
I feel like every 18-year-old pornstress cast in a parody of some 80’s sitcom she’s never seen. No, not my champagne glass doughball breasts and my vagina that smells like watermelon bubblegum: a blank slate.
MontagFoto 4.23.12—Visible Jets
If there is anything that Jennifer Lopez and I agree on, it is “Enough.”
Try not to regret those “Seven Minutes”
Gram compares two versions of “Seven Minutes in Heaven” on a personal voyage of discovery
“Jaws XXX 3D”: Nice Quint
“Jaws XXX 3D” is at least as good as “Jaws 3D” and better than “Jaws 4.” In fact, “Jaws 4” made “Jaws 3” look like “Jaws 2.”
Not Soft: Romeo breaks into Juliet’s yonder window [review]
Chanel Preston fulfills the promise made by Olivia Hussey (and ignored by Clare Danes) in Lee Roy Myers’ couples’-friendly “Romeo & Juliet.” Studio: DreamZone Director: […]
Stormy Daniels: Hookers can be duplicitous [review]
Suspend your disbelief for a moment and try to imagine a world in which prostitutes can be unethical
My God, It’s Full of Starrs: “Horizon”
You’d think that, facing extinction, humanity wouldn’t bother with condoms.
MontagFoto 10.10.11—Not A Barbershop with Rocco And Charley
This Rocco And Charley are different from the Rocco And Charley who cut your grandfather’s hair
No-Guilt Titillation in “Grindhouse XXX”
It was boobs mixed with low expectations that made grindhouse films a cherished bit of Americana.
Labor Day in Porn Valley
I turn to a colleague and say, “Her ass is like a miracle of science.”
“Yes,” he says.
The Best of All Possible “Sex World”s
I look at two versions of “Sex World” shot 30 years apart.
Of the “Slutty And Sluttier,” who is the sluttiest?
…vigorous, slap-happy sex that never blurs the line between fighting and fucking…
Plenty of T’n’A on “TNG” or: “Star Trek” porn parody rated NCC17
You say that Worf is brown, and you want a Triple X Ro-down?
“Rocki Whore” explores slutty monogamy
“Rocki Whore Picture Show” is one of the handful of porn parodies that pays its own way; it has a good shot of pleasing porn fans who like the original camp film as well as those who’ve never seen it.
We don’t need another “Justice League of Pornstar Heroes”
“Justice League of Pornstar Heroes” is not a bad movie; it just doesn’t do “justice” to its budget.
Grid your loins: “Pron: The XXX Parody”
Grid your loins, porn fans!
You can’t put a laugh track on genius: “The Facts of Life XXX”
“The Facts of Life” was the first porn movie I wrote and directed. Yet it wasn’t even the first porn parody of the 80’s sitcom that made Mindy Cohn a household name.
MontagFoto 3.21.11
“Fuckin’ puppies probably deserved it. I hate puppies.”
Yar’s Revenge: “Star Trek: The Next Generation” gets a porn parody
I knew I was dealing with serious Trekkies when Giles, the British Patrick Stewart lookalike whose business card features the actor dressed as both Jean-Luc Picard and Dr. Xavier from “X-Men,” used the word “canonical.”