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The 2011 Ropey Volley Awards: Movies of the Year

December 28, 2011 Gram the Man 4

Each year I recognize the people, movies, and events that made a difference to me in the porn world. These are the 2011 Ropey Volley Awards for Movies of the Year.

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MontagFoto 10.31.11—Ashlynn Brooke’s Samhain Lilith Fair

October 31, 2011 Gram the Man 0

For Halloween, a spooky Ashlynn Brooke

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My God, It’s Full of Starrs: “Horizon”

October 21, 2011 Gram the Man 1

You’d think that, facing extinction, humanity wouldn’t bother with condoms.

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Labor Day in Porn Valley

September 5, 2011 Gram the Man 1

I turn to a colleague and say, “Her ass is like a miracle of science.”

“Yes,” he says.

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Plenty of T’n’A on “TNG” or: “Star Trek” porn parody rated NCC17

May 13, 2011 Gram the Man 5

You say that Worf is brown, and you want a Triple X Ro-down?

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Grid your loins: “Pron: The XXX Parody”

April 22, 2011 Gram the Man 0

Grid your loins, porn fans!

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Yar’s Revenge: “Star Trek: The Next Generation” gets a porn parody

February 9, 2011 Gram the Man 4

I knew I was dealing with serious Trekkies when Giles, the British Patrick Stewart lookalike whose business card features the actor dressed as both Jean-Luc Picard and Dr. Xavier from “X-Men,” used the word “canonical.”

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The Ropey Volley Awards: Gram’s Dirty Dozen of 2009

December 29, 2009 Gram the Man 6

In a very real way, all porn is good. But the following titles were better.

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The Sex Files: A Dark XXX Parody

October 5, 2009 Gram the Man 6

If you Trust No One other than me, you really should see “The Sex Files.” You’ll believe – in your pants!!!!

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Today in geekery: "The X-Files – A Dark XXX Parody"

August 10, 2009 Gram the Man 3

You all know me; you know how I earn a livin’. And you probably know that the tone, execution, and intent of a porn movie, […]

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