Each year I recognize the people, movies, and events that made a difference to me in the porn world. These are the 2011 Ropey Volley Awards for Movies of the Year.

For Halloween, a spooky Ashlynn Brooke

I turn to a colleague and say, “Her ass is like a miracle of science.”

“Yes,” he says.

You say that Worf is brown, and you want a Triple X Ro-down?

I knew I was dealing with serious Trekkies when Giles, the British Patrick Stewart lookalike whose business card features the actor dressed as both Jean-Luc Picard and Dr. Xavier from “X-Men,” used the word “canonical.”

In a very real way, all porn is good. But the following titles were better.

You all know me; you know how I earn a livin’. And you probably know that the tone, execution, and intent of a porn movie, all things being equal, often trumps budget and cast for me, because there’s a finite number of ways someone can take one in the face. That is why I really [...]