A St. Patrick’s Day Story
“Put yer clothes on, ya Westmeath sloot,” Siobhan said. “It’s Paddy’s Day.”
“Put yer clothes on, ya Westmeath sloot,” Siobhan said. “It’s Paddy’s Day.”
2014 was the year porn became a visual medium.
“You have always been the caretaker, Grams.”
Just to prove I was there
Gram’s Dirty Dozen of 2013 (powered by Gamelink)
If British porn director Tanya Hyde ever landed a show on HGTV, the tagline would be “Floors You Can Eat Off And Fuck On.”
Here in Los Angeles, school started weeks ago, and our young scholars are currently sweating through some very expensive air conditioning. Over in Prague, meanwhile, some “Young Harlots” are suffering the blurred lines of a liberal education system. Seriously. I don’t know how anyone learns to read at all.
These women get five weeks of vacation a year and they still have to teach their boss to masturbate.
Sometimes things are sexiest when the red video light is off
…if we’re lucky, we see free-spirited porn girls running around in bare feet and Red Vines, pantsless on the way to the makeup chair. tHIS HAPPENS AT pORN fILM vACATIONS ALL THE TIME.
“The ones that know, know it really well,” Revell says. “And they know how to be sexy. They know how to walk, how to look at you.”
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“You weigh the thrill (of being discovered) against the fear of arrest,” Gazzman says. “Still, if (legendarily girl-crazy Italian leader Silvio) Berlusconi can get away with it, so should we.”
Scottish director Gazzman has a full plate traversing Europe and bringing porn to that quaint continent whose only income heretofore has been its rental locations for “Indiana Jones” movies.
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