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Porn Valley To Rebrand Without Popshots, Gaping

October 22, 2015 Gram the Man 1

The Porno Industrial Complex cuts its losses to blow wad on CFCM niche.

Kota Sky

Hola Kota My Old Friend

February 26, 2015 Gram the Man 2

Is removing three letters across two names going to be enough for Kota Sky?

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Sarah Vandella Is Today’s Tom Sawyer

July 15, 2013 Gram the Man 0

“Gee. That Sara Sloane sure reminds us of Sarah Vandella.”

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This “Psycho” parody is better than Gus Van Sant’s

January 28, 2011 Gram the Man 0

…and I’m glad it wasn’t called the MasturBates Motel…

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Unhappy Endings: The “Friday the 13th” porn parody

November 26, 2010 Gram the Man 0

Sloane plays her part as an up-for-anything sport and her dialogue scene with Tabitha Stevens is better than anything I ever saw Kevin Sorbo do

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I guess Sarah Vandella Looks 3D Enough Already

November 5, 2010 Gram the Man 1

Even if the 3D didn’t really pan out, selected parts of Sarah Vandella meet the audience halfway.

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“Sanatorium”: In the desert, you can remember you’re Tabitha Stevens

September 17, 2010 Gram the Man 1

Does pornography need to be a searing critique of the porn industry in order to be respected? It’s worth a shot!

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“Listen up, Douche-ass”: Rating the “Jersey Shore” porn parodies

March 8, 2010 Gram the Man 9

“I’m gonna put my fuckin’ babies in your troat.”

Two Decades of this Ridiculousness

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