What the Porn Set Chalkboard Tells Us About Ourselves
Rather than reflecting the real world or a groovy vision of the future, porn chalkboards propagate a sluttier version of the past.
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The Sensual Sighs of Sully Savage
“I’ve always known that I was a witch,” Sully says, “I don’t believe in God. Hail Satan.”
It’s Porn Awards Season! A Compare And Contrast Sampler
…it doesn’t take much imagination to remember that, 20 years ago, every single movie would have been a Hairy Girl release.
140 Characters Conference: Twitter at the speed of Porn, Food, Autism
People are still figuring out how to use social media. Is it a turbine that can generate power and money from the water of our intense narcissism? Is it part of a much larger toolbox of promotion? Or is it just silly—after all, how can you take the name “Twitter” seriously?
Lisa Ann: Back When Boobs Mattered
“When I started,” she said, “there was no such thing as a MILF. That job didn’t exist in porn.”
Driver dies by sword, Dong remembered as “friend”
But Herbert Wong, who was just as wronged as Monica Burgos Beresford-Redman, won’t have the benefit of public sympathy because he is “Tom Dong.”
Lisa Ann snatches Eminem from obscurity
Lisa Ann becomes the first porn star to reprise a character she created for an adult film in Eminem’s “We Made You.” And she, as […]
Sarah Palin porn: Is it all over but the shipping and handling?
Erection 2008, the venture capital-funded Sarah Palin/Barack Obama porn spoof I watched being filmed last week, is available in DVD form “for a limited time” […]
Palin in comparison: Raquel Devine ups the ante in “Rode to the White House”
Raquel Devine, 41, plays Sarah Palin in a script that features some of the same tropes as Hustler’s but benefits from Devine’s extraordinary improvisational skills as well as Steve Driver’s spot-on, reserved, head-forward impersonation of Obama.
Did he just say "Bush"?
Previously on Porn Valley Observed: McCain to take the world in love embrace at Sturgis rally
Lexi Belle: But is it art?
I get a lot of requests to write something – anything – about Lexi Belle, who is from “the South” and Cute As Hell. “The […]
Nailin’ Paylin for America
If Barack Obama had hot daughters of legal age and if Michelle Obama were thicker, would Hustler be speed-releasing a movie called “Baby Got Barack”? […]
McCain campaign considers Hillary Scott’s mom
Details magazine thoughtfully provided a list of ten women in politics who it thought were hotter than Vice Presidential nominee Sarah Palin. Clockwise from right […]