The Porno Industrial Complex cuts its losses to blow wad on CFCM niche.
Is removing three letters across two names going to be enough for Kota Sky?
“Gee. That Sara Sloane sure reminds us of Sarah Vandella.”
The makeup-free photographs alternately reveal the bottomless personality of the performer unaffected by makeup or the role of cosmetics in the way we experience porn stars who would be unrecognizable to us without them.
“But we so wanted to see Tara Lynn Foxx as Jenny in the ‘Singled Out’ parody,” a spokesperson for the McCarthy family did not say.
“I doubt everyone,” says trophy wife/drug moll Stormy. It’s because she hasn’t yet learned to love herself.
Over the centuries I have tried to find just the right way to compile the miscellaneous porn pictures I photograph myself, receive, or post elsewhere. Longtime readers of this site will fondly recall the discontinued “Best of Inbox Nudes,” “Picture of the Week,” and “Just Because” series. Here, then, is the apex of that art…
The manipulation of time seems to be clogging Vandella’s synapses.
…and I’m glad it wasn’t called the MasturBates Motel…
Sloane plays her part as an up-for-anything sport and her dialogue scene with Tabitha Stevens is better than anything I ever saw Kevin Sorbo do
As much as I’d had a problem with the large percentage of whiteys in X-Play’s “Not the Cosbys XXX,” even that cracker-rich cast would have been a more representative jury.
Even if the 3D didn’t really pan out, selected parts of Sarah Vandella meet the audience halfway.
“Droppin’ Nog!” cries Father Nog as he passes over the Archstone Apartments in Chatsworth, pulling a train of former contract stars and FOXE Awards presenters.
Studio: X-Play/HustlerDirector: Will RyderCast: Thomas Ward, Misty Stone, Cassidy Clay, Sarah Vandella, Tyler Knight, Jaelyn Fox, Tee Reel The factory-farmed porn parody industry has released an almost perfect example of the art form in “Not the Cosbys XXX”; it does everything you need it to do and nothing you don’t. What makes “Not the Cosbys…