Satine Phoenix’s story should be shocking to porn fans, too.
Game of Thrones: A Gallery of Toilet-Adjacent Porn Stars
“Winter is coming,” she said, flushing demurely
AVN 2010: The Only numbers you can trust
You think anyone else is looking out for your best interest? Come over here, Baby: I’ll take care of you.
Urination under a groove: Pissing.com
If you’ve ever been to San Francisco, then you know Journey’s City by the Bay is the perfect place to base Pissing.com, because the whole city smells like urine and its citizens just don’t stop relievin’.
2008 in Review: Workplace of the Year
Kink.com Larry Flynt makes his employees pay for parking. Digital Playground has never washed the Tera couch. If you work at Vivid, you have to make awkward, shoe-gazing conversation with Eon McKai by the lunch truck. GawkerMedia did away with its bonus program so I’m not getting a Gizmodo-branded hoodie for writing Fleshbot’s most-read story [...]
Party report: The Cropping and flogging of O
HOLLYWOOD — It’s 90 degrees out, the hills are on fire, and I’m wearing leather pants. I’m walking west on Sunset Blvd. feeling ornery. I’ve spent 40 minutes looking for parking because valeting my car just to see it being parked within my field of vision strikes me as everything that’s wrong with Hollywood. That [...]
Satine Phoenix: When the whip comes down
Part human, part jungle cat (see photo), Satine Phoenix is featured in November’s Taboo Magazine, on sale now. Why is it on sale now? The last taboo is adherence to traditional calendars, bitches. Phoenix is a compelling individual with a network of people tripping over themselves to please her. I have often felt what it [...]
Back to the apocalypse at the San Francisco Fetish Ball
You know when Carmina Burana starts playing that scary things are about to happen. “Fate is against me/In health and virtue/Driven on and weighted down/Always enslaved.” So when I heard the first strains of that piece of cheery music at last weekend’s San Francisco Fetish Ball, I instinctively covered my soul. Questions I asked of [...]
Satine Phoenix on three hours’ sleep or: By the time I get to Phoenix, she’ll be pissing
I visited San Francisco for its Fetish Ball this weekend and spent one early morning following Satine Phoenix around the city on various adventures. Generally I am a clean-living, wholesome person, but I hadn’t slept in a couple of days and things began looking Lovecraftian after a while (which is also the name of my [...]
AVN Wrap-up: I will never spread my commentary on the 2008 AEE again
“I will never spread my legs in this industry again” – Jenna Jameson
AVN: The only numbers you can trust
Suite number of the party at which Satine Phoenix was naked: 211
Temperature of that room, in fahrenheit degrees: 102
Mean Bitches aren’t, really
The website Mean Bitches, which features bitches being mean, either to other bitches or men who are bitches, but never to actual bitches, is doing a decidedly non-bitchy thing for Christmas, like dressing Germany’s own Annette Schwarz in festive holiday heels. Also, company president Glenn King is giving his employees some cash for the holidays. [...]
Naughty Flipside 1
Studio: Naughty AmericaDirector: Brett BrandoCast: Sasha Grey, Satine Phoenix, Pinky Lee, Dana DeArmond, Adrianna Nicole, Lorelei Lee, Tommy Pistol Portions of this review originally appeared on Fleshbot This movie features my personal Power Station, Cream, and Damn Yankees of porn, a tasty cast in a series of scenes that progress literally from dark to light [...]
Lexi Bardot, Satine Phoenix on KSEX
Lexi Bardot and Satine Phoenix, just like the headline hints, will be appearing on KSEX Radio this Friday from 5 p.m. to 7 p.m. PST in advance of that evening’s party sponsored by Tightfit Studios at Cinespace. I don’t know what else to say about this, other than you should listen, and that Satine Phoenix [...]
Fetish Ball
You know those fetish balls the kids are having these days? With the rope suspensions and whatnot? This movie is not those. In fact, it’s more like people dressing up to go to those events but – and we don’t see this in the movie – once they arrive they stand around awkwardly, taking pictures [...]
Ultimate Surrender
So I’m talking a lot about Dana DeArmond lately. What’s the problem with that? She owes me money. Anyway, Ms. DeArmond is involved with Ultimate Surrender, a female Greco-Roman wrestling site (albeit with dildos and a lack of cauliflower ears) belonging to the Kink.com family of Frisco-based filthiness that also includes WiredPussy and FuckingMachines. Among [...]
ReBelle Rousers and their genomes
Because it was right across the street (I live at the Del Taco), I attended the viral marketing party for Vivid-Alt’s ReBelle Rousers party last night at SilverLake’s Bigfoot Lodge. It was, at first, difficult getting in, as the door was guarded by this Suicide Girl. She bade me answer questions three. 1. What is [...]
Satine Phoenix – just because
I’ve always been honest with you. I could really have done without the dude on the car. Granted, it added to the picture. It looks more realistic than if this Italian/Filipina fetish model/heart attack waiting to happen were squatted there with a handful of styrofoam peanuts. But still. Earlier in the evening, Phoenix climbed your [...]


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