I just needed to get a “Godfather 2″ reference out there or I would have felt like I hadn’t done my job.

I would call “Beautiful Stranger” heartwarming save for that organ being several inches above where this movie most reverberated.

A recent article in the New York Times about the dwindling of porn plots featured a photo of Savanna Samson staring thoughtfully toward the Bowery and a quote from Vivid co-founder Steve Hirsch waxing nostalgic. Referring to the current vignettization of porn, Hirsch recalled the glory days. “It’s almost like we’re back to the late [...]

Exxotica Miami, which in the past three years has grown to be the East Coast’s biggest adult consumer show, next month features Amy Fisher hosting “The Search for South Florida’s Hottest MILF.” And the contest is on Mother’s Day, May 10. I know of no other way for Dade County’s moms to show their devotion [...]

I never mistook Nautica Thorn for Mika Tan. I never confused Bree Olson with Ashlynn Brooke. I know the difference between a cabbage and a lettuce. But today I did something unfortunate to Hannah Hilton, seen here with Meggan Mallone. Hilton was at the Vivid booth, like Superman’s Fortress of Solitude had the Man of [...]

At a tearful ceremony this morning at the Lamplighter Restaurant, the grant-funded National Institutes of Pornographic And Pornotextual Arts presented their Oscars of Porn, the first and most prestigious adult awards of the year. “Don’t do drugs,” said noted porn journalist Gram Ponante. “Ever since the Institutes instituted this institution, the cash and blowjobs have [...]

…if by “tears” you mean vagina and by “dries” you mean munches. I’m pretty sure I mentioned this movie already, but I was cleaning up my desktop and this line occurred to me. You see, Kimberly Kane’s character has just lost her husband, and Savanna Samson must comfort her in the only method available to [...]

My two favorite movies (so far) this year deal with the mating habits of okies, rednecks, the inbred, hillbillies, white trash, and the Dumb. Perhaps that is why they speak to me. On the heels of Texas Vibrator Massacre comes Vivid’s Miles from Needles, in which Savanna Samson utilizes her training as compromised Tennessee Williams [...]

I attended last evening’s Night of 101 Girls and found it pretty O.K. There seemed to be no occasion for the party, other than I recently got my hair cut, but sponsors L.A. Direct Models, Vivid, Skinnie Magazine, and Effen Vodka nevertheless put on a brave face and threw a party anyway. Read more after [...]

Savanna Samson, LA Direct Models and Skinnie Entertainment Magazine will present “An Unforgettable Night of 101 Girls” Thursday night at the Cabana Club on Ivar in Hollywood. “Every female who attends will get to walk the red carpet like a celebrity and Vivid is providing two of its make-up artists to transform a select number [...]

Studio: VividDirector: B SkowCast: Savanna Samson, Bob Levy, Lanny Barby, Moni Michaels, Kimberly Kane, Penny Flame, Kimberly Franklin, Evan Stone, Tommy Gunn, Lee Stone Portions of this review originally appeared on Fleshbot This pornolized account of comedian “Reverend” Bob Levy’s rise to semi-stardom is a searing documentary about the bitterness of the standup road warrior [...]

Following the recent tradition of acknowledging other porn-buying regions of the country, Vivid will sponsor a launch party in New York for Stood Up, a fictionalized account of comedian Bob Levy’s history of having jokes stolen from him by people who went on to become famous, except with sex thrown in. Savanna Samson, who plays [...]

Savanna Samson has been described as having great legs and isn’t too fruity. Just one swirl will reveal her opulence. While not as full-bodied as I like them, Samson is definitely not the dregs, and her bouquet is mesmerizing and transcendent.