The Porn Valley Mail & Load: April 9, 2021
I guess, when you stop thinking lustfully, an ass really is pro-vacative. Some of the most compelling Porn Valley press releases of the week.
Sean Michaels
The Porner’s Almanac Comes Back from the Dead
Gram reanimates the Porner’s Almanac for Gamelink
Breaking: “Black Pack” not ZZ Top
I’ve been having some problems lately, and I was kind of hoping that “The Black Pack” would serve the same function as ZZ Top did in their Eliminator videos, where they’d show up and set things right for some hapless individual. Nope.
False Cuckolds and sex on pool tables: Alia Janine makes her presence felt
In the end, Alia Janine and I only disagreed about Jagermeister
Sledge Hammer’s memorial was just how he would have liked it
Dozens of friends and colleagues of Marland “Sledge Hammer” Anderson mingled and reminisced at the late performer’s memorial service in Woodland Hills yesterday.
Boxcover of the Week: Anointing Baby Cakes
Maybe if I wear sunglasses, my wife won’t notice me watching Sean Michaels cock-drape her?
“Taxi Driver” washes the cum off these sheets
“Taxi Driver” takes itself seriously and is done so well that we do, too, and that’s no mean street feat for a porn movie.
A World Lit Only By Fire On High: “Conan” set free by ELO
“Conan” combines the cheese of a Jim Holliday 90’s-era classic with all the regrettable tattoos, piercings, implants, gym memberships, greenscreens, and bald pussies today’s porn consumers crave. “Conan” is a fun throwback.
Inari Vachs: The “Harder” They Fall (“They” meaning “Loads”)
“Vanilla Sky” meets “One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest” in the vagina of Inari Vachs
Fleshbot to drop loads of appreciation on male performers
Fleshbot will be delivering cards to dozens of male performers who would otherwise only be receiving listless blowjobs from blackjack dealers at the Flamingo.
Anjanette Astoria should just ask nicely
“Cougar on the Prowl” is a great example of how you don’t need a big studio to make a good movie. Astoria, who makes part of her living as a stripper at clubs like City Limits in the Sacramento suburb of Auburn, and her husband produced this film, which stars just as many famous names as unknown ones.
“Hollywood’s Nailin’ Palin”: It’s about time we got some class around here
“Hollywood’s Nailin’ Palin” is a much better franchise reboot than Edward Norton’s “The Incredible Hulk.”
Asian Fever 36
Studio: HustlerDirector:Cast: Priva, Lana Violet, Alec Knight, Joey Brass, Lana Violet, Lily Li, Marco Banderas, Mia Lelani, Sean Michaels, Steve Taylor, Tia Ling Orientation by […]
Know when to walk away
I only hope that Kenny Rogers, The Gambler himself, will be there, slaughtering chickens in the lobby.