Last Call at the Hard Rock: An AVN 2020 Gallery
“It’s ironic that a bunch of porn girls are going to be hanging out at the Virgin Hotel next year.”
Seth Gamble
Ho, Set A Watchman or: Learning To Not Overthink Your Porn Sequels
Maybe it’s not a coincidence that Harper Lee rhymes with Robby D.
Today in Ridiculous Porn Movies: I Know What You Did Last “Summer Lovin'”
If this town had a Wicker Man, “Summer Lovin'” would have been a way better movie.
I Like It When They’re “Trashy”
Watching “Trashy,” an unapologetically fantastic piece of porn featuring delightfully modified harlots having sex in uncomfortable places, I realized that the recent trend of comparatively wholesome porn—women in sunlit bedrooms peeling off their boyfriends’ t-shirts and kicking off their sneakers to fuck on a comforter—is still just a fetish.
I wanted “Batgirl XXX” to be more Extreme Associates and less Extreme Comixxx
In an attempt to please her inappropriately sexualized father, a woman is initiated into a dangerous business while in a questionable state of mind by two masked men who have sex with her. Perhaps “Batgirl XXX” is a metaphor for porn in general.
“Hairy Twatter” Is An Almost-Unforgivable Curse
Who’d think we’d ever find something in our lifetimes to make the “Roseanne” and “Flintstones” parodies look good?
“Mork & Mindy” exits from the other vagina
Points added that the Fonz shows up? Yes. And that he makes a Jump the Shark reference? Sure. But to what end?
Hulk Smear! or: “Iron Man” deficiency
If you wonder how porn movies that are less-than-slam dunks make money, join the club.
“Killer Bodies”: Tori Black is an army of one
What do you really know about the professions of thuggery and mind control? Maybe those people naturally have sex all the time.
The Best of All Possible “Sex World”s
I look at two versions of “Sex World” shot 30 years apart.
I have no sympathy for you, Brad Armstrong
Brad Armstrong learns the value of fucking women his own age by enjoying the living shit out fucking women half his age. This is what anthropologists call a Fake Brag.
More Yabba Dabba Don’ts Than Do’s in “The Flintstones” porn parody
“They’re stunning and sensational, sexy and insatiable/You’ll watch them all the time,” goes the theme song for “The Flintstones: A XXX Parody.” But will I watch them all the time?
Alexis Ford and gloryhole “Improvement”
Jay Ashley’s Sal reminds me of the unkempt line art guy in Alex Comfort’s “The Joy of Sex.”
“Not Charlie’s Angels XXX”: It Involves Cocaine
It is fitting that this movie opened with a scene of disco-era club dudes cutting lines of cocaine.