I kept expecting Gordon Lightfoot to show up and accept an award for “The Anal Wreckage of Edmund Fitzgerald by Jiz Lee Wearing a Strap-on.”

Jiz will be the icing on the cake; It is as if the humble Crash Pad will be transformed into the happiest place on Earth, a veritable JizLeeland with just as many cameras.

You ever feel a little creepy watching porn? Well guess what: lesbians think you’re creepy, too.

I was brazenly discriminated against this week when, because of my orientation, I was politely denied the opportunity to review Adult Source Media’s animated gay buccaneer movie “Pirate’s Booty” on Fleshbot.com, a site on which I’ve published about a billion words in the past four years. “(We want) the gay films (to) be reviewed by [...]

Even as San Francisco mayor Gavin Newsome’s “It’s gonna happen; whether you like it or not!” pro-same-sex marriage soundbite was played over and over to incite fear among a homophobic populace to ban gay marriage in California, lesbians in a Bay Area apartment were secretly taping each other in direct violation of their civil rights. [...]