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Larine Laroshe: Passive/aggressive with vampires

Larine Laroshe perches on a modern office divan in a red room. Everything about her says “mount me like a rare butterfly.” But then you notice the cross. You think, “Is she a Christian or is she into iconography? If the latter, why not an ankh, yin/yang symbol, or swastika? If the former, why is…

Location, location, location: Strap-on Club vs. Strap-on Motel

Like Groucho Marx, I would not belong to a club that would have me as a member, especially a Strap-on Club, in which a paranoid and micromanaging Shy Love sends mixed messages to her employees. But these are porn lesbians, whereas London and Dylan Ryan, the protagonists of Maria Beatty’s Strap-on Motel, are real lesbians…

Shy Love lets the sun shine in

Shy Love is sporting a Fleet Street in the 60’s look, which can be a driving hazard. I know what you’re wondering: “Does her hair grow each time she pulls her leg?” While this photograph does have an air of the Play Doh Spaghetti Factory, I can assure you that that is hair and not…

Memoirs of a Modern-Day Mika Tan Geisha Madame

While Shy Love does not set pen to paper or address the camera in Sinsation’s Memoirs of a Madame, thus making the title misleading, the movie does reveal little-known truths about upscale escort services previously possessed only by viewers of late-night Skinemax: 1. Bordellos comprise a rigid hierarchy presided over by an icy and absolute…

Memoirs of a Madame

Studio: SinsationDirector: Dee and Shy LoveCast: Shy Love, Lindsey Meadows, Brad Hardy, Vanessa Lane, Scott Styles, Cassie Young, Mikey Butders Portions of this review originally appeared on Fleshbot “I don’t want to fuck fat old guys anymore,” says Trixe, “I want to fuck rich fat old guys.” Since watching “The Mission” on HBO the other…

Britney Rears 2: I Wanna Get Laid

Director: Will Rider Cast: Britney Rears, Sunny Lane, Jenaveve Jolie, Nadia Styles, Eva Angelina, Hillary Scott, Shy Love, Kapri Styles, Nyomi Marcela, Nikki Hilton As the treachery of Hyman Roth and Michael Corleone’s fall from innocence were central to the plot of Godfather Part II, questions concerning who really sings Britney Rears’ songs are the…

Cum Greed

Studio: VCA ExcessiveDirector: Martin Del ToroCast: Austin Kincaid, Courtney Simpson, Monica Mayhem, Stephanie Trip, Shy Love, Sascha “Hell has never been hotter,” claims the boxcover of Cum Greed, and that left me to wonder about the immortal souls of the cast. Greed, after all, is one of the seven deadly sins, even if it is…