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OSHA: Spanking Kayden Kross improves workplace morale

June 7, 2010 Gram the Man 6

Today’s porn fans will put up with a lot for their three minutes of satisfaction 40 times a day: but never try to tell them that it’s easy to get a job.

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Jayden Jaymes Porno Party 12/10: As if the birth of Christ wasn’t awesome enough

December 10, 2009 Gram the Man 0

It sounds like a great night for a good cause. I’ll be there, too – it’s fun to talk about poverty in a room that smells like strippers’ melon body spray and vodka.

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Pirates 2 contest reaches wailing climax

December 12, 2008 Gram the Man 0

I received several excellent ropey lyrical volleys for the Pirates 2 contest, leading me to think we should have a contest every month around here. […]

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