Pornollaneous 9.9.10
Saying Nothing, Boxcovers of Note, AVN India, Porn Goes Up A Few Tax Brackets, Observation: LanceTM
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“Fem Slave 2” or: The Littlest Bitch Queen
This movie is provocative but doesn’t answer an important question: In the rulebound world of lifestyle BDSM, should bitches get slapped for typos?
MILF, psychoanalysis reject Irish
Sigmund Freud said that psychoanalysis was useless on the Irish, and now an elderly Irish priest can add MILF to the list of things that […]
Demi And Sunset: Value-added moms
Both feature aging (but game) porn performers who happen to have two teenage children, and we watch as the moms (jiggle) career and family.
Lisa Ann prepares for The Quickening
A quote in a recent press release made me suspicious that Lisa Ann might be an Immortal, prone to lopping off the heads of her […]
Today in porn disgruntlement: Adam & Eve
I received an e-mail this morning from a person calling himself (I assume it was a he) “Barock Odrama.” The letter concerned his grievances with […]
Revisiting the Midnight Prowl: You’ll get some leg tonight for sure
Frank Wank is the type of guy you might see as an extra in The Departed, a Can You Believe This Shit? townie who somehow […]
Press release of the week: Miso Ghetto
I am delighted that the porn company DVSX still exists because it has some of the best press releases since the early days of porn […]
Karen Duhe’s intelligent design
As I rattle into old age (I am 23), I look at porn press releases as an index of what it will be like in […]
Excuse Movie of the Week: Hearts And Minds II
“Beyond courage, beyond honor, we find our hearts and minds.” Thus begins the boxcover copy for New Sensations’ sequel to Hearts & Minds, starring Ashlynn […]
Vicky Vette: When boobs are not enough
Erotic Scandinavian among erotic Scandinavians Vicky Vette, whose wholesome sauciness evokes the pornstars of the 90’s, is in a near dead heat with someone named […]
Who let the milves out?
What with our recent discussion about linguists, it seems fitting that we revisit the MILF and address how we should collectively refer to her kind. […]
Verbatim: marketing your product in porn
Everyone needs marketing (and a car) in California, and porn stars are no different. When an adult performer or product has reached critical mass, it […]
Jameson further distances herself from adult industry via spelling
“Club Jenna CEO Jay Grdina is enthusiastic about the soon-to-be-released, all-new title from his company, Jenna Loves Diamonds. The movie stars, of course, the biggest […]
Gram cut to the quick by pornographer
“Go fuck yourself – at least then only one person will be disappointed.”
Free to Bree O or E
I haven’t had this much trouble since Amy Ried. Adam & Eve contract star Bree Olson, who won her Best New Starlet AVN award as […]
Fresh off the Articulated Bus
With my jaw-dropping successes, more and more I find my signature and scintillating style copied and watered down by imitators (mostly in Hungarian factories). That […]
AVN to announce nominees today, grousing set to begin thereafter
Nominees for the 2008 AVN Awards will be announced today, sources say, with other sources confirming plans for a 45-day stretch of bitching to commence […]
Jehovah’s Witnesses: Can their literature be avoided?
Awake!, a magazine for young Jehovah’s Witnesses, uses the Bible as source material for an attack on pornography.
Gram saves steveporn’s credibility, party follows
Earlier this year I pointed out to my friends at Vivid-steve that Kimberly Kane’s upcoming movie, Triple Ecstacy, had one half of its title misspelled. […]