Cummin At You 3D

Studio: Tommy Gunn EntertainmentDirector: Tommy GunnCast: Tommy Gunn, Sindee Jennings, Riley Evans, Tony DeSergio Porn can be so basic that when someone gets it wrong it can be shocking: How can you fuck up fucking? But “Cummin At You 3D” gets it gloriously right – in your face! Were this movie not 3D, it would…

Sindee Jennings: Baby wipes for that extra dimension

Now that my Inbox tells me that Penis Lengthening is a reality and that Laser Vaginal Rejuvenation is now part of the physical education curriculum in the L.A. Unified School District, it is no surprise that the technology is available to create 3-D porn. Tommy Gunn’s “Cummin’ At You,” which will be released by PurePlay…

Sindee’s Choice

Sindee Jennings attended an all-girls school for five years, so she knows about difficult choices. Here we find her on the set of Hustler’s Hollywood’s Nailin’ Palin facing a dilemma: Get dressed or one more round with these vibrators? Like you probably already guessed, merciful Fate loaned a hand by pointing out that Jennings was…

Nailin’ Paylin for America

If Barack Obama had hot daughters of legal age and if Michelle Obama were thicker, would Hustler be speed-releasing a movie called “Baby Got Barack”? Probably not. But in a production cycle with unprecedented turnaround, Who’s Nailin’ Paylin: Advetures of a Hockey MILF, was written, cast, and filmed in two weeks and will be released,…

Meanwhile, back at Dr. Probe’s

Even in this environment of limited healthcare choices, a woman still has one or two options when choosing a gynecologist. And I’m not normally the type of person to blame the victim, but if a woman opts to visit a gynecologist called “Dr. Probe,” well, she probably has it coming. I mean, I wouldn’t go…

Dr. Probe’s Lab of Perversion

Studio: Powersville/JMDirector: Jim PowersCast: Audrey Hollander, Sindee Jennings, Dirty Harry, Cindy Crawford, Otto Bauer, Chelsea Rae, Seth Dickens, Johnny Thrust Portions of this review originally appeared on Fleshbot Audrey Hollander is surprised when her yearly gyno checkup gets too familiar. “Any tenderness? Pressure?” The doctor asks about a hundred times. If I were Hollander, I…

Gram Ponante announces Oscars of Porn

During a brief ceremony at the Lamplighter Restaurant this morning, the vaunted National Institutes of Pornographic And Pornotextual Arts changed the name of its annual awards from the Also-Rannies to its current title, the Excellence in Adult and/or Erotic Entertainment Honors. A simple nine-foot statue was wheeled across the parking lot. “That looks like my…

Squirting and self-censorship

I visited the set of Cousin Stevie’s Pussy Party prior to my vacation and wrote about it for the adult trade magazine XBiz in a story that will be published next month. Because I am so goddamn good at what I do, I rarely get edited and can generally print whatever I please, including my…