Sometimes Women Murder You: Jack the Zipper’s “Killers”
“Looks like the Spaniard met his match.”
Skin Diamond
Fap 5 Friday: Irish Curse Edition (March 20)
For the past several months I have been doing this little job of work for Playboy in which I take the five top-selling movies for […]
“Get My Belt”: There’s More Than One Way to Skin (Diamond) A Horse [review]
For those left disturbed by “Get My Belt,” a bonus disc of Behind the Scenes footage reminds us that everyone is actually very friendly and considerate of each other.
Kelly And Ryan Madison: Sometimes A Spouse Needs A Good “Belt”
I like couples in porn better than couples porn, for the most part.
Skin Diamond nurses a lurking fear
The Skin [Diamond] was thickly covered with coarse black fur, and from the abdomen a score of long greenish-grey tentacles with red sucking mouths protruded limply.
The 2012 Models Must Go: “Performers of the Year 2013”
I’m always sad when the new “Performers of the Year” rolls out. Even though Lexi Belle and Asa Akira carried over from “Performers of the Year 2012,” it makes me wonder if Kagney Linn Karter, Kristina Rose, Jayden Jaymes, and Gracie Glam are on a junk heap somewhere being crushed into cubes.
“Skin Diamond is not a cunt”—An AEE fan’s perspective
Perhaps if he lives in the Lincoln Tunnel, he is technically from Manhattan, but his shirt, unbuttoned to a sunburned gut, suggests Hoboken.
The 2012 Ropey Volley Awards: Most Ridiculous Movie of the Year
…there is no accounting for taste, even if there is accounting for height.
If you want to “Meet Bonnie,” get in line [review]
She’s just been in a handful of movies since alighting on the adult industry in early 2012, but Bonnie Rotten has already landed a very flattering star vehicle in Digital Sin’s “Meet Bonnie.” Why did the ultra-inked Ohioan absolutely deserve her own movie? Because she’s a porn star we can get behind.
Dirty Bird: Meet Scarlett Revell
Scarlett Revell: “I have to feel like I’m there. I want to smell the penises and pussies and sexual juices.”
She Sells Skanktuary: “The Cult”
While Harmony Films’ “The Cult” is neither David Koresh nor L. Ron Hubbard (unless you connect Tom Cruise via “Eyes Wide Shut”), no one can say that porn doesn’t have its finger on topical subjects.
Set to screen: “Revenge of the Petites”
“Revenge of the Petites” is not about dwarves or Little People, so It-Lit David Dinklage is not in it. In fact, the movie is so softcore that there is little dinklage in it anyway. A report from the set and a review of the film.
“Revenge of the Petites”: Beauty is only skin deep, Skin Diamond
“Revenge of the Petites” is not about dwarves or Little People, so It-Lit David Dinklage is not in it. In fact, the movie is so softcore that there is little dinklage in it at all.
The 2012 Porn Nudity Index: Can It Measure Up?
2011’s most enduring porn photos….can 2012 measure up?
“Foot Fetish Sluts” make you wait for the other shoe to drop
Bruce was a vile fellow who
Kept for a wife his left shoe
He’d slowly unlace her
Then wildly debase her
And then stomp around in his goo.
“Shut Up And Fuck” is the most fun you can have with your mouth closed
“I don’t want you to be a porn girl,” Bobbi Starr says to Sparky SinClaire. “I want you to be a real girl.”
Of the “Slutty And Sluttier,” who is the sluttiest?
…vigorous, slap-happy sex that never blurs the line between fighting and fucking…