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140 Characters Conference: Twitter at the speed of Porn, Food, Autism

October 4, 2010 Gram the Man 0

People are still figuring out how to use social media. Is it a turbine that can generate power and money from the water of our intense narcissism? Is it part of a much larger toolbox of promotion? Or is it just silly—after all, how can you take the name “Twitter” seriously?

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Lexi Love stops traffic for social networking

September 15, 2010 Gram the Man 1

Have a hashtag-free conversation! Live, you stupid bitches! Live!

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“Pornstar Tweet”: Where the elite meet to beat meat, tweet

February 1, 2010 Gram the Man 0

Just like “Ginger Lynn’s Token Ring Ethernet Sex Party,” “Pornstar Tweet” seeks to capitalize porntastically on an ephemeral trend.

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Hermetic pornographer to finger, poke you

September 11, 2009 Gram the Man 2

Porn director Erica McLean, who for years has lived in hilltop isolation protected by little dogs and cavorting nudes, has launched a series of online […]

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Kimberly Kane: Better homes and vaginas

August 12, 2009 Gram the Man 2

It’s not like I pay any special attention to Kimberly Kane’s vagina – it’s the person encircling it that I’m most fond of – but […]

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I will be your thug, Ava Rose

July 27, 2009 Gram the Man 3

I am so sick of Twitter I feel I will pop an aneurysm. Still, a photo Ava Rose posted of herself elicited the following response […]

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Porn Crossover WatchTM: Lindsey Lohan

June 17, 2009 Gram the Man 0

Hi. If you’re like me, you find the term “mainstream crossover” inadequate to describe a porn performer’s fame. You also think that mainstream success, if […]

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Social networking for narcissists

June 4, 2009 Gram the Man 0

Today I spoke on a panel about social networking at the XBiz Summer Forum. I thought it would be fun to tweet (I hate using […]

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XBiz zeroes in on Vegas next week

May 29, 2009 Gram the Man 0

I go to Las Vegas several times a year: for the AVN show in January, the pre-Christmas Ornament Sale in March, the Livestock Exhibition in […]

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MyHi.com presents popshot-free working class titillation

May 5, 2009 Gram the Man 0

MyHi.com, which is the web equivalent to eating at the bar at Hooters in the afternoon when the waitresses haven’t yet compacted a shift’s worth […]

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Today in narcissism: Gram on Twitter, Facebook

March 31, 2009 Gram the Man 0

Listen: I don’t like this any more than you do, but if you want to see what I’m eating or if you want to use […]

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Gram Ponante on Twitter

January 21, 2009 Gram the Man 3

Back when people bought CDs, I would only buy one if I liked at least two songs. It is for that reason (and, well, about […]

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“Atomic Vixens” on MySpace

December 22, 2005 Gram the Man 1

Atomic Vixens was once a dream a few people had; now it is a MySpace page in anticipation of a marketing push of guerilla proportions […]

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