In which we have the opportunity to use the term “Meat Lorry.”
Helly Hellfire says porn and DJing are two misunderstood professions, but she’s glad to have both.
“You ain’t seen nothing yet,” sang BTO, and they were right.
The makeup-free photographs alternately reveal the bottomless personality of the performer unaffected by makeup or the role of cosmetics in the way we experience porn stars who would be unrecognizable to us without them.
I ask Bang to stand over her and look menacing, but it doesn’t work. He just looks kind of happy.
You don’t have to be familiar with the Ice Cube/Chris Tucker source material to enjoy the living shit out of this “Official” parody. You only need to know that Ice Cube and Chris Tucker were in it.
We’re watching masters at work, and they need room to spread out.
When we talk about the hidden costs of pornography, no one ever brings up the carpets
It’s movies like the sweet and ridiculous “Wet Dream on Elm Street” that makes us fall in love with easy, naked women with big boobs all over again.
Because some people are just naked differently
From now on I want all my parties to be hangar-based
When Kristina Rose sticks up her middle finger, she’s sticking it up her vagina
Ask not from whom to choose the nudes; it tolls for thee.
Porn Star Karaoke is an ancient and venerable tradition that must be preserved
That is why your views on your own pornic habits will be so valuable, as I am freakishly beyond the statistical mean.
This morning after communing with some birds, I demanded Sophie Dee talk dirty to me in Gaelic. Just like St. Francis.
Ashli Orion as Young Edna Garrett reacts to the complex series of emotions stirred by the arrival of Yeastland’s milkman, Delroy, played by Lee Bang
The real sex crime, of course, is how Vivid continues to hound poor trainwreck Nadya Suleman, but this excellent police porn involving the murder of Mr. Pete shows how good—and inexpensive— original porn can still be.
Have a hashtag-free conversation! Live, you stupid bitches! Live!
I give the porn industry maybe three more weeks until it becomes completely mainstream. That is why I am pursuing basic cable deals, because that’s where the real money is.