Anatomy of an Oil Orgy
Sometimes you need to turn turmoil into a big butt oil orgy.
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Lexi Lowe Is “Down On Abby” But Up for Anything Else
In which we have the opportunity to use the term “Meat Lorry.”
Turning the Tables on Helly Hellfire
Helly Hellfire says porn and DJing are two misunderstood professions, but she’s glad to have both.
Not the Best of BTO: “Big Tit Orgy”
“You ain’t seen nothing yet,” sang BTO, and they were right.
Potential Space: Porn Stars without Makeup
The makeup-free photographs alternately reveal the bottomless personality of the performer unaffected by makeup or the role of cosmetics in the way we experience porn stars who would be unrecognizable to us without them.
They are in love
I ask Bang to stand over her and look menacing, but it doesn’t work. He just looks kind of happy.
“Next Friday,” I’m in love: That’s right—I shoved a Cure reference into an interracial porn movie. Why? Because it’s my goddamn site, is why
You don’t have to be familiar with the Ice Cube/Chris Tucker source material to enjoy the living shit out of this “Official” parody. You only need to know that Ice Cube and Chris Tucker were in it.
“D3viance”: The 3 is for syllables
We’re watching masters at work, and they need room to spread out.
MontagFoto 7.30.12—Rain on the Scarecrow, Oil on the Carpet
When we talk about the hidden costs of pornography, no one ever brings up the carpets
This “Wet Dream” is worth the price of emission
It’s movies like the sweet and ridiculous “Wet Dream on Elm Street” that makes us fall in love with easy, naked women with big boobs all over again.
Nudes You May Have Missed
Because some people are just naked differently
Gang-Hangar at the XBiz Awards
From now on I want all my parties to be hangar-based
MontagFoto 11.28.11—Life is made of moments, Kristina Rose
When Kristina Rose sticks up her middle finger, she’s sticking it up her vagina
Best of Inbox Nudes 6.15.11
Ask not from whom to choose the nudes; it tolls for thee.
MontagFoto 4.25.11—Save Porn Star Karaoke Edition
Porn Star Karaoke is an ancient and venerable tradition that must be preserved
British porn survey puts the U in filthy behaviour
That is why your views on your own pornic habits will be so valuable, as I am freakishly beyond the statistical mean.
Filthy Gaelic with Sophie Dee
This morning after communing with some birds, I demanded Sophie Dee talk dirty to me in Gaelic. Just like St. Francis.
Porn parody boldly tackles race, dairy
Ashli Orion as Young Edna Garrett reacts to the complex series of emotions stirred by the arrival of Yeastland’s milkman, Delroy, played by Lee Bang
“Sex Crimes” deserves a promotion
The real sex crime, of course, is how Vivid continues to hound poor trainwreck Nadya Suleman, but this excellent police porn involving the murder of Mr. Pete shows how good—and inexpensive— original porn can still be.
Lexi Love stops traffic for social networking
Have a hashtag-free conversation! Live, you stupid bitches! Live!