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Tyler Faith: Lord Stanley has nothing on these cups

June 8, 2011 Gram the Man 1

Tyler Faith looks so good in this video that I neeley cam.

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Tee & A: The Skylar Neil Memorial Golf Tournament

May 11, 2010 Gram the Man 1

Girls, Girls, Girls…and golf. Two years after his young daughter, Skylar, died of leukemia, Motley Crue frontman Vince Neil began raising money for cancer research […]

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Dana DeArmond bowls through the pain

March 4, 2010 Gram the Man 0

DeArmond’s dainty wrists were almost no match for the bowling ball. “But I’m still great at handjobs,” she said.

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Holly Sampson: Tiger’s Wonder Years

December 7, 2009 Gram the Man 1

Will Holly Sampson play herself in the upcoming slew of Tiger Woods porn parodies?

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Vivid offers contracts to journalists, athletes, relatives

May 18, 2009 Gram the Man 2

Vivid, which has in recent months offered movie deals to Octomom Nadya Suleman, embattled Miss California Carrie Prejean, and “Britain’s Got Talent” star Susan Boyle, […]

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This Brothel Life: Booty is only part of it

March 12, 2009 Gram the Man 3

I’ve been to a few brothels in my callow youth and I have never, ever seen one that looks like the kind that are depicted […]

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Now they will be looking up your skirt

October 14, 2008 Gram the Man 0

I am so excited I can hardly type: Control MFG is coming out with new skateboards! As you know, I can often be seen blowing […]

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Hustler squeezes blood from a Bunnyranch

June 17, 2008 Gram the Man 0

Are today’s sports heroes pussy-whipped? Is the rapper Everlast still alive and, if so, what does he think about hip-hop? Is there anything left to […]

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