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Sunny with a chance of Cytherea [video]

I may not be a history expert, but I know one thing: You’re not a Caifornian until Cytherea has squirted in your face.

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MontagFoto 9.12.11—Squirtpaulets

Who is the bad angel and who is the good one?

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Your squirting will be legendary—even in Hell

“Your suffering will be legendary,” he tells Kirsty Cotton, who steadfastly refuses to be naked throughout the series, “even in Hell.”

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MontagFoto: Nikki Nievez makes it rain

Squirting is even more significant in the reclaimed desert that is Los Angeles: Squirting means hope.

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Cytherea: “When I say ‘Fuck Me,’ I Mean It.”

Gram speaks with Cytherea about her needs, and how he will never let her down

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Women who “Love Squirts 2″ much

What makes Carla Cox, Charley Chase, and Lexi Love squirt? Could it be the alliteration or the gallons of water they drank just before the scene?

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Cytherea: A Face from the Ancient Gallery

Cytherea, like Babe Ruth, could point to a surface across the room and splatter it with labia-guided girldollops.

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Neither rain, nor snow, nor Flower Tucci squirting all over Sasha Grey’s face

As you may know, my older brother, Wilson Ponante, was recently involved in a motor crash of such devastation that we wondered if he would ever again accompany me to Vegas for the AVN convention to say things like “I keep getting older, and they just stay the same age.” But he has recovered so [...]

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Rucca Paige and the Midnight Judges

As you are well aware, one of John Adams’ final acts as our second President was making a spate of appointments to federal judgeships, thus stocking courts with members of his own party prior to the incoming administration of Thomas Jefferson, who defeated Adams in the election of 1800. These men were known as the [...]

You Be the Judge: Squirting or Urinating?

Of the debates that occasionally tear Porn Valley asunder, there is none so divisive as what constitutes squirting and what is peeing. And if there was a movie about ‘MILF”s who “squirt”, well, we’d be here all day. I received two movies today, one called Super Squirters 4 and one called Tinkle Time 2. Both [...]

Gödel, Escher, Jack Lawrence

Kickass Pictures has started posting PG-13 behind the scenes content to YouTube, and here Jack Lawrence explains to Summer exactly what he will do to make her squirt. What is fascinating is that conversations like this one are most often shouted from girders at construction sites rather than stated calmly, from a couch. And they [...]

Squirting and self-censorship

I visited the set of Cousin Stevie’s Pussy Party prior to my vacation and wrote about it for the adult trade magazine XBiz in a story that will be published next month. Because I am so goddamn good at what I do, I rarely get edited and can generally print whatever I please, including my [...]

Director Endows Digits

CHATSWORTH, Calif. – Publicity move or not, now Axel Braun is putting his money where the masturbation is. The Elegant Angel director had his hands insured with Lloyd’s of London for $400K after shooting The Squirting Adventures of Dr. G. Braun plays the titular role in the film, which he described as “a lot of [...]

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April 24, 2013
Bawdy Storytelling
El Cid, Hollywood
4212 W Sunset Blvd. Hollywood

April 25, 2013
29th Annual XRCO Awards
SupperClub, 6675 Hollywood Blvd.
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