“When I started,” she said, “there was no such thing as a MILF. That job didn’t exist in porn.”
classic
The Ropey Volley Awards: Gram’s Dirty Dozen of 2009
In a very real way, all porn is good. But the following titles were better.
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Same time last year: Lying naked on the floor edition
Notable events this week: Whatever your thoughts on Octo-Mom Nadya Suleman, I was struck by how much she sounded like certain porn performers I know when she said that her eventual masters degree would pay for the care and feeding of her 14 kids. In fact, Suleman is being treated worse than a porn star; [...]
celebrities
One is not enough: Angry sex with Kelli McCarty
You should buy this movie, if for no other reason than because McCarty is not going to be appearing on the Disney Channel any time soon.
reviews
Pirates 2: Stagnetti’s Revenge
Studio: Digital Playground Director: Ali Joone Cast: Jesse Jane, Shay Jordan, Evan Stone, Jenna Haze, Katsuni, Steven St.Croix, Tommy Gunn, Belladonna, Stoya, Riley Steele, Ben English, James Deen, Sasha Grey, Gabriella Fox, David Aaron Clark, your mom, Shyla Stylez, Shawna Lenee, Abbey Brooks, Brianna Love, Brea Lynn, Rhylee Richards, Charles Dera, Mick Blue, Manuel Ferrara, [...]
Miles from Needles
Studio: VividDirector: B. SkowCast: Savanna Samson, April Blossom, Kimberly Kane, Maria Bellucci, James Deen, Brian Surewood, Evan Stone, Steven St. Croix Portions of this review originally appeared on Fleshbot Smoky backwoods Marianne (Savanna Samson) has a girlfriend, Lucy (April Blossom), that no one knows about. Not even her husband, benighted hick Darrell (Steven St. Croix). [...]
Young Hollywood
Studio: Independent Adult CinemaDirector: Carlos BattsCast: Kimberly Kane, Mandy Morbid, Lystra, April Flores, Lindsey Meadows, Adrianna Nicole, Ashley Blue, Alex Gonz, Jerry, Steven St. Croix Portions of this review originally appeared on Fleshbot “What’s better than Hollywood with a pool, some honeys, and some beer?” asks folksy Mud the narrator. Carlos Batts’ “Young Hollywood” is [...]
Contest: Guess the Foot
You will win nothing but my respect. I also have an old PS2 that I can’t seem to get rid of. Previously: Pussy Party 21 caption contest
Gram Ponante announces Oscars of Porn
During a brief ceremony at the Lamplighter Restaurant this morning, the vaunted National Institutes of Pornographic And Pornotextual Arts changed the name of its annual awards from the Also-Rannies to its current title, the Excellence in Adult and/or Erotic Entertainment Honors. A simple nine-foot statue was wheeled across the parking lot. “That looks like my [...]
Operation: Desert Stormy
Studio: WickedDirector: Stormy DanielsCast: Stormy Daniels, Steven St. Croix, Nicole Sheridan, Jenna Haze, Eva Angelina, Kayleni Lei, Audrey Bitoni, Austin Kincaid, Lorena Sanchez, Melissa Lauren, Nakita Kash, Tory Lane, Veronica Rayne, Roxy Deville, Randy Spears, Marcus London, Tommy Gunn, Derrick Pierce, Tony DeSergio, Voodoo and Ron Jeremy. Review by special correspondent Larry Smathers You’ve got [...]
reviews
“The New Neighbors”
Studio: SllabWurks Director: Frank Castle Cast: Linda Roberts, Mike Horner, Randy Spears, Nicki Hunter, Hailey Paige, Tyla Wynn, Barbara Summer, Brooke, Steven St. Croix, Jack Venice Portions of this review originally appeared on Fleshbot There has not been a recent porn movie that so clearly makes its appeal to people over 40 as The New [...]
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Wonderland
It’s not tough jamming literary themes into porn. Fucking someone on meth brings new life to the line “you have but slumbered here.”
Narcissism
Social Network Disease