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DienstagFoto 2.7.12—Cheyenne Hunter and the extra pocket

February 7, 2012 Gram the Man 0

It’s odd that no one has done a porn remake of “The Hustler.”

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Learning to love your seven-foot penis

January 26, 2010 Gram the Man 0

By the point one is in a venue that features a seven-foot bucking penis, the spout may as well just shoot hollow-point bullets and be done with it

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McCain to take the world in love embrace at Sturgis Rally

August 4, 2008 Gram the Man 2

John McCain, Republican candidate for President, will open up for Kid Rock tonight in Sturgis, South Dakota, as part of its annual motorcycle rally. “All […]

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Cheyenne Hunter: the loneliness of the long-distance biker MILF

June 23, 2006 Gram the Man 2

“Did you work with the Clydesdales?” I asked.

“Yeah. But it’s weird: the companies that you do promotions for just want you to be sexy in a swimsuit, but they don’t want you to be too sexy.”

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