Today in Porn Swag: Two Cups, “9 1/2 Weeks”
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Today in Porn Swag: Late-nite double-anal
“Why would I need this squirt gun, travel-size toilet paper, latex glove, and promotional toast?”
Pornollaneous 10.7.10
“If any of these women appear in an anal scene in just one more movie, consumers will know their anuses haven’t been annihilated and will want their money back.”
Today in porn swag: Have a cigar
Was it Kevin Sorbo? No, that was “Hercules: The Legendary Adventures.” Fabio? No, the guy who looked like Fabio. Armand Assante? No. Adnan Khashogghi? No. Who the f – ? LORENZO LAMAS.
Today in Porn Swag: “Dirty Deeds” nails Palin
I look forward to watching this movie but, contrary to what you might assume from the boxcover, neither Bree Olson nor Kayden Kross has sex with a horse.
Today in porn swag: Self-portrait with Lisa Ann
It’s so important to employ nudity on porn sites, as opposed to the picture, below, that originally topped this post. Here I am at Gram […]
Today in porn swag: Last minute edition
I wanted to let you know that the future of erotica arrived in my mailbox this morning, so any of you who wanted to be […]
Today in porn swag: The 8th Day is a work of (Ohio) Art
Today I watched director Ren Savant’s “The 8th Day,” which should clean up at the various awards-granting shows next year and for which I will […]
Today in porn swag: Your tropical urinal
I hear that journalists courted to promote Eli Roth’s “Hostel” movies were actually flown on junkets to Eastern Europe, where they were then fucked by […]
Today in swag: Webmaster Access West
I don’t want to appear ungrateful, but who other than refugees and aid recipients in sub-Saharan Africa have the need for two hats bearing the […]
Pirates 2 wins SWINE
Does winning an AVN Award guarantee better sales? “You bet!” says everyone who ever won one, nervously clutching his collar and offering me a great […]
Today in porn swag: Pirates 2
Pirates 2: Stagnetti’s Revenge arrived today in a simple cardboard box with a four-disc Extended Edition of the movie (spoiler: Katsuni plays the Mouth of […]
Today in porn swag: Fallen and The Wicked
It is AVN Awards nomination season, and Wicked Pictures has again outdone itself in the swag packages it has provided for two of its hopeful […]
What we learn about the adult industry by its swag
Adult trade publication XBiz is hosting its Hollywood Conference here at the Roosevelt Hotel. XBiz, which began as a publication for the online adult business, […]
Today in porn swag
I am a relative newcomer to the world of porn journalism, but I have seen my share of free promotional items, and Metro Fusxion’s gift […]