“Winter is coming,” she said, flushing demurely

I mean, do I have to think of everything? Anyway, this is the sort of e-mail I get. The following is a press release reprinted without edits to enlighten non-adult industry readers about how the porn business talks about itself. It was written by an adult industry marketing professional. Spontaneous Orgy Breaks Out on Set [...]

As I’ve been led to understand, pornography is a visual medium.

Oh, Casey Parker, it was so much more than a college adventure

This crossover is even better than when Gary Coleman as Arnold Drummond visited Ricky Schroeder on “Silver Spoons.” (UPDATE: I wrote this BEFORE Mr. Coleman died.)

“I like cameltoes because they look so clean,” said Close Personal Friend Tanner Mayes, now legal to do anything. “Like Pac-Man without eyes.”

I spent a pleasant afternoon with a naked Tanner Mayes, her tiny dog, and Satan. Mayes made the biggest impression.

This photo suggests that Tanner’s nipples come right off. But they don’t. It doesn’t mean one should ever quit trying.

Today I came across (not literally) Miss Aileen Ghettman, a Score favorite from Marietta, Georgia. There is only one other porn person I’ve met from Marietta, Ashley Jane, and she looked like Miss Ghettman could eat her for lunch.

It’s not always a trainwreck on a porn set, but when it is, Jim Powers knows he can recoup some of his expenses with another edition of “Porn’s Most Outrageous Outtakes.” Enter Tanner Mayes.

It looks like today’s theme is Porn Stars in Their Own Words. First Seth Dickens told us how life is like a hockey game, and now Tanner Mayes says that she’s not a welcome mat – or maybe she is. Mayes’ account of her travails on the sets of JM Productions’ and New Sensations’ movies [...]