Porn Valley is buzzing about its latest job-creating, money-making, creatively worthwhile, and altogether useful parody “To Kill A Mockingbird XXX,” starring Rob Black as Atticus, Diamond Kitty as Scout, Bruce Venture as Dill, and Kevin Moore as Boo Radley. In the 1962 film starring Gregory Peck, Scout and Dill dare Jem to peek into the […]
“Winter is coming,” she said, flushing demurely
I mean, do I have to think of everything? Anyway, this is the sort of e-mail I get. The following is a press release reprinted without edits to enlighten non-adult industry readers about how the porn business talks about itself. It was written by an adult industry marketing professional. Spontaneous Orgy Breaks Out on Set […]
Is “The Bradys Meet the Partridge Family” better than “When Harry Met Sally” or “Alien Vs. Predator”?
This crossover is even better than when Gary Coleman as Arnold Drummond visited Ricky Schroeder on “Silver Spoons.” (UPDATE: I wrote this BEFORE Mr. Coleman died.)
“I like cameltoes because they look so clean,” said Close Personal Friend Tanner Mayes, now legal to do anything. “Like Pac-Man without eyes.”
If the Hollywood sign is to other-side-of-the-hill Los Angeles as the Eiffel Tower is to Paris, what is the symbol of Porn Valley? Would you donate money for the Lamplighter to be saved?
Tanner Mayes is the reason a lot of us came to California in the first place.
Studio: Powersville/JMDirector: Jim PowersCast: Katja Kassin, Kacey Jordan, Otto Bauer, Tara Lynn Foxx, Tanner Mayes, Yasmine Gold Portions of this review also appeared on Fleshbot “You think you can tease my husband?” says the severe deutscheMILF Katja Kassin to hapless nanny Kacey Jordan in “Teenage Babysitters.” “You don’t even know how to suck dick!” One […]
It looks like today’s theme is Porn Stars in Their Own Words. First Seth Dickens told us how life is like a hockey game, and now Tanner Mayes says that she’s not a welcome mat – or maybe she is. Mayes’ account of her travails on the sets of JM Productions’ and New Sensations’ movies […]