Porn Standards Conclabe Supports Milves, Abolishes Strokable
Notes from the 12th Porn Standards Conclabe CHATSWORTH, Calif.— Calling to order the 12th Annual Porn Standards Conclabe at the Lamplighter Restaurant here, Porn Valley […]
Tanner Mayes
Diamond Kitty Meets Boo Radley in “To Kill A Mockingbird XXX”
Porn Valley is buzzing about its latest job-creating, money-making, creatively worthwhile, and altogether useful parody “To Kill A Mockingbird XXX,” starring Rob Black as Atticus, […]
Game of Thrones: A Gallery of Toilet-Adjacent Porn Stars
“Winter is coming,” she said, flushing demurely
[PR] Did No One Think of “The Three Splooges”?
I mean, do I have to think of everything? Anyway, this is the sort of e-mail I get. The following is a press release reprinted […]
The further pimping of Kacey Jordan
If you learned of the porn-star/hooker proclivities of the actor Charlie Sheen here, well, congratulations, because you have even less interest in celebrity sex gossip than I do.
The 2010 Ropey Volley Awards—Pictures of the Year
As I’ve been led to understand, pornography is a visual medium.
Montagfoto 11.1.10
Oh, Casey Parker, it was so much more than a college adventure
Tanner Mayes Won’t Fight Nature
“I’ve been this way as long as I can remember,” Mayes says. “I used a Ken doll’s head to rub against my clit to get myself off. Is that sexy?”
Is “The Bradys Meet the Partridge Family” better than “When Harry Met Sally” or “Alien Vs. Predator”?
This crossover is even better than when Gary Coleman as Arnold Drummond visited Ricky Schroeder on “Silver Spoons.” (UPDATE: I wrote this BEFORE Mr. Coleman died.)
Tanner Mayes Would Walk A Mile for/with a Cameltoe
“I like cameltoes because they look so clean,” said Close Personal Friend Tanner Mayes, now legal to do anything. “Like Pac-Man without eyes.”
Hef Saves Hollywood; But Who Will Save the Lamplighter’s Monte Cristo?
If the Hollywood sign is to other-side-of-the-hill Los Angeles as the Eiffel Tower is to Paris, what is the symbol of Porn Valley? Would you donate money for the Lamplighter to be saved?
The Devil In Tanner Mayes
I spent a pleasant afternoon with a naked Tanner Mayes, her tiny dog, and Satan. Mayes made the biggest impression.
Getting creepy with Tanner Mayes
This photo suggests that Tanner’s nipples come right off. But they don’t. It doesn’t mean one should ever quit trying.
Before America was America: Your people call it porn, We call it Tanner Mayes
Tanner Mayes is the reason a lot of us came to California in the first place.
Porn Name of the Week: Aileen Ghettman
Today I came across (not literally) Miss Aileen Ghettman, a Score favorite from Marietta, Georgia. There is only one other porn person I’ve met from Marietta, Ashley Jane, and she looked like Miss Ghettman could eat her for lunch.
Porn’s Most Outrageous Outtakes 4
It’s not always a trainwreck on a porn set, but when it is, Jim Powers knows he can recoup some of his expenses with another edition of “Porn’s Most Outrageous Outtakes.” Enter Tanner Mayes.
Teenage Babysitters
Studio: Powersville/JMDirector: Jim PowersCast: Katja Kassin, Kacey Jordan, Otto Bauer, Tara Lynn Foxx, Tanner Mayes, Yasmine Gold Portions of this review also appeared on Fleshbot […]
Leaving out the welcome mat for Tanner Mayes
It looks like today’s theme is Porn Stars in Their Own Words. First Seth Dickens told us how life is like a hockey game, and […]