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International Workers’ Day: Working at the Houseboat

May 1, 2020 Gram the Man 0

For International Workers’ Day, an account of my year at Pip Caligulone’s Houseboat Magazine

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2014: Why Nudity Matters

December 31, 2014 Gram the Man 1

2014 was the year porn became a visual medium.

The Porner’s Almanac Comes Back from the Dead

February 20, 2014 Gram the Man 0

Gram reanimates the Porner’s Almanac for Gamelink

Selfies with Porn Stars: An Adult Entertainment Expo Odyssey

January 30, 2014 Gram the Man 1

Just to prove I was there

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FreitagFoto—Teagan on the stairs

May 24, 2013 Gram the Man 1

Gram Ponante finds Teagan Presley in an ostentatious McMansion but thinks they share a Carl’s Jr. mentality

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“D3viance”: The 3 is for syllables

October 26, 2012 Gram the Man 0

We’re watching masters at work, and they need room to spread out.

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Alexis Texas at Adam & Eve makes great sense

October 2, 2012 Gram the Man 1

…the recent contract Adam & Eve awarded Alexis Texas means both recognition and stability. Texas is really good at what she does on screen, and she is great engaging with fans when only camera phones are present.

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No-Guilt Titillation in “Grindhouse XXX”

September 30, 2011 Gram the Man 3

It was boobs mixed with low expectations that made grindhouse films a cherished bit of Americana.

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“Killer Bodies”: Tori Black is an army of one

September 9, 2011 Gram the Man 1

What do you really know about the professions of thuggery and mind control? Maybe those people naturally have sex all the time.

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Inari Vachs: The “Harder” They Fall (“They” meaning “Loads”)

April 1, 2011 Gram the Man 0

“Vanilla Sky” meets “One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest” in the vagina of Inari Vachs

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MontagFoto 3.07.11

March 7, 2011 Gram the Man 0

Teagan’s take on the calculating trophy wife really does the job

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Teagan Presley in “Control”: the Ingenue Has Left the Building

September 10, 2010 Gram the Man 0

“Teagan Takes Control” succeeds in that everyone looks good at all times, especially Teagan, who suddenly seems like a real, and therefore sexier, person on screen

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eXXXotica adult show comes to Los Angeles: I get to go to the Pantry again

July 5, 2010 Gram the Man 0

Could the advent of a fresh and sassy new adult consumer show signal a turnaround for the porn industry or might I be retarded?

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AEE returns to champion Porn-for-Pay model

January 4, 2010 Gram the Man 2

There once was a time when even something God-awful would sell 30,000 units at $79.95 a tape.

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Flight Attendants

November 19, 2009 Gram the Man 2

“Flight Attendants” tries so hard to please that it collapses with the effort.

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XBiz zeroes in on Vegas next week

May 29, 2009 Gram the Man 0

I go to Las Vegas several times a year: for the AVN show in January, the pre-Christmas Ornament Sale in March, the Livestock Exhibition in […]

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Amy Fisher: MILF over Miami

April 21, 2009 Gram the Man 0

Exxotica Miami, which in the past three years has grown to be the East Coast’s biggest adult consumer show, next month features Amy Fisher hosting […]

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Eating out your way across Porn Valley

March 10, 2009 Gram the Man 0

Porn Valley is a cornucopia of tastes and smells, almost all water-based and pthalate-free. But what does the America’s Beloved Porn Journalist on a Budget […]

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Teagan on pizza, being nice to strippers

January 20, 2009 Gram the Man 2

“I know better than to piss off the house girls,” said Teagan Presley. Since her semi-retirement from performing on camera, Teagan keeps in shape by […]

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A-List Features promises a porn star in every lap

January 6, 2009 Gram the Man 0

You would not be surprised to learn that the Porn Valley performers who grace your hot wings-and-melon body spray-scented gentlemen’s clubs in Woonsocket, Bogue Chitto, […]

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