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No-Guilt Titillation in “Grindhouse XXX”

It was boobs mixed with low expectations that made grindhouse films a cherished bit of Americana.

Today in Porn Valley

“Killer Bodies”: Tori Black is an army of one

What do you really know about the professions of thuggery and mind control? Maybe those people naturally have sex all the time.

Today in Porn Valley

Inari Vachs: The “Harder” They Fall (“They” meaning “Loads”)

“Vanilla Sky” meets “One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest” in the vagina of Inari Vachs

Gram Is There

MontagFoto 3.07.11

Teagan’s take on the calculating trophy wife really does the job

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Teagan Presley in “Control”: the Ingenue Has Left the Building

“Teagan Takes Control” succeeds in that everyone looks good at all times, especially Teagan, who suddenly seems like a real, and therefore sexier, person on screen

business

eXXXotica adult show comes to Los Angeles: I get to go to the Pantry again

Could the advent of a fresh and sassy new adult consumer show signal a turnaround for the porn industry or might I be retarded?

business

AEE returns to champion Porn-for-Pay model

There once was a time when even something God-awful would sell 30,000 units at $79.95 a tape.

reviews

Flight Attendants

“Flight Attendants” tries so hard to please that it collapses with the effort.

events

XBiz zeroes in on Vegas next week

I go to Las Vegas several times a year: for the AVN show in January, the pre-Christmas Ornament Sale in March, the Livestock Exhibition in August, and the Slaughtering of Magicians’ Rabbits And Pigeons in November, in which the Strip is shut down and the gutters run with blood. If I were a Hollywood douchebag, [...]

events

Amy Fisher: MILF over Miami

Exxotica Miami, which in the past three years has grown to be the East Coast’s biggest adult consumer show, next month features Amy Fisher hosting “The Search for South Florida’s Hottest MILF.” And the contest is on Mother’s Day, May 10. I know of no other way for Dade County’s moms to show their devotion [...]

Gram Is There

Eating out your way across Porn Valley

Porn Valley is a cornucopia of tastes and smells, almost all water-based and pthalate-free. But what does the America’s Beloved Porn Journalist on a Budget do when he’s got four sets to cover in a day but doesn’t want to be limited to fast food? He eats what the porn stars eat. Like their better-financed [...]

interviews

Teagan on pizza, being nice to strippers

“I know better than to piss off the house girls,” said Teagan Presley. Since her semi-retirement from performing on camera, Teagan keeps in shape by feature dancing around the country. It is well known that house girls, or women who regularly work in strip clubs, can be resentful of the “feature” talent that jets in [...]

Uncategorized

A-List Features promises a porn star in every lap

You would not be surprised to learn that the Porn Valley performers who grace your hot wings-and-melon body spray-scented gentlemen’s clubs in Woonsocket, Bogue Chitto, and Big Piney are all booked via feature dancing agencies, and that strip club “featuring” is a great revenue stream for porn performers who don’t have to share that money [...]

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Pirates II Party: About a boat, but in a Jet

Digital Playground hosts its Pirates 2: Stagnetti’s Revenge party this Friday at JET in the Mirage hotel. “Only JET, the hottest night club in Vegas, is equipped to handle a party of this magnitude for the hottest movie of the year,” says an unattributed source in a press release. Jesse Jane®, Stoya™, Riley Steele™, Katsuni, [...]

WGL

Moxie-ridden devil Roxy makes Teagan, dandling Randall, her collie

(I am holding hostage a poetess from a local residency program from whom I’m demanding subject headings in exchange for creampies.) Holly Randall is one of a handful of porn photographers who can make her living as an independent contractor. She’ll set up photo shoots with models and peddle the stills and video components to [...]

WGL

Roxy DeVille: Bad couches make good neighbors

Like the Israeli Army, Roxy DeVille responds with overwhelming force. We were in a rental home decorated, in the way some porn rental locations are, ostentatiously and without purpose. Giant sculpted urns stood empty, wires poked from the walls, and the zesty Roxy DeVille sat in a room full of uncomfortable couches during a break [...]

What are your favorite porn comedies?

Porn consumers are 78 percent more likely to watch a porn comedy a second time than any other kind of adult material, says the American Council of Instantly-Generated Statistics. Movies like Digital Playground’s Contract Star and 6969′s Spunk’d are genuinely funny, and not in a Funny But I’m Also Ashamed sort of way. I think [...]

AVN Awards 2008: Reliving the dream

The AVN Awards show gets bigger every year, and this January the event was covered by Showtime, which is getting chummier and chummier with the adult industry and which recently broadcast the event. Here are some images from the show. “You’re one of those people I want to rescue,” Dave Navarro said to Joanna Angel. [...]

Seen Here LastTM: Today’s Domme Stoya

StoyaTM, Pig-Spanish for the verb To Be, has become Digital Playground’s newest contract performer. “We wanted to cash in on the steveporn craze the emo kids are so concerned with,” no one associated with the company said. “We figured: ‘It’s less work’.” Stoya’s assimilation into Digital PlayBorg was announced during last week’s Berlin Fair, an [...]

Babysitters: The hand that rocks the cradle, other things

Not one parent who lays eyes on a babysitter in this movie even leaves the house. On the other hand, wherever those children are, they are severely neglected. Also, it behooves me to remind you that this image is courtesy of DigitalPlayground.com: The Filmmakers’ Company’s Website. Also, Angie Savage doesn’t play a babysitter in this [...]

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